Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Not so Bad anymore

Imagine you're a Saudi footballer. You like what you do, but in Arabia there aren't really the wide range of recreational options there are for other footballers. Therefore, you're rather looking forward to your summer trip to Germany, where they famously take a more liberal view on these matters.

Imagine, then, your crestfallen despondency when you learn that the German town of Bad Neuheim, Saudi Arabia's base for the tournament, is planning a booze and porn elimination fest of epic proportions in order to prepare for your team's arrival. Maybe they could rename the town Frustratingly Good Neuheim.

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