Have you ever seen one of those "Emotion" refrigerator magnets? It has a set of about 25 silly faces on them, each corresponding to a different emotion. You're supposed to put a little magnetic frame over the emotion you're feeling that day, so for instance, if you feel cheerful, you put the frame around the little cheerful face.
I bring this up because if I had such a magnet right now, it couldn't capture the weird mix of emotions I'm feeling about the USA's 1-1 draw with Italy. It's a blended cocktail of pride, relief, and anger, with a shot of exhaustion poured in at the end. (Which I realize is not an emotion. Please excuse me; I'm a bit of a basket case at the moment.)
I think it's good at this point just to look at the scoreline for a moment and not think about what actually happened in the game, which the Guardian have called "one of the most surreal matches in World Cup history." Every US fan would have happily taken a 1-1 draw against Italy. In fact, the notion of us even drawing a major power like Italy in a World Cup would have been unthinkable even five years ago. So it's an incredible result just from that perspective.
To think that we did it 9 on 10 for half the game is simply extraordinary. What a performance by the players. As a team, they looked less exhausted than the Italians at the end (Reyna being the big exception. I expected Olsen to come on for him, but I think Arena didn't want to risk a last minute injury and go down to 8.) Keller... massive. Onyewu... massive. Donovan... one of his best games for the US. He brought stability just when the US needed it and ran tirelessly. Convey and Dempsey were great before their inevitable sacrifices. Conrad... made his World Cup debut by coming in against a world power with only eight other teammates. Incredible.
There's really no need to say this, but the refereeing by Jorge Larrionda was flat out shitty. The Mastroeni red card was the call of a coward, afraid he had given too much of an advantage to the underdogs. The second Pope yellow was justified but the first wasn't. Nesta did bring the ball down with his hand in the box quite clearly. The Beasley call is a difficult case... under the current interpretation of the offside rule the goal counts, under the former it's offside. Little wonder Wikipedia has semi-protected its entry on Larrionda; apparently someone was already calling him a wanker before the match even finished. (Apparently Larrionda is a parrot-breeder. I hope they go all Hitchcock on his ass when he gets home.)
This is one of our best results in a World Cup, and one we can build on. The permutations of group E scenarios are labyrinthine, but basically we have to win and preferably big. Later on, I'll try to speculate on how best we should do that.
I feel guilty that I can't say more about Ghana's splendid 2-0 win over the Czechs. I was having a few people over for the Italy game and spent most of the Czech game helping to prepare lunch. But I did see the two goals... egad, do Ghana look good. It will be a remarkably tough game with the US on Thursday.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
US-Italy preview
Dear god... is it that day already? After the Czech performance, I'm anticipating this game with a creeping dread. Oh, they'll play better, do us proud, etc. But they'll lose by a goal anyway.
Check out Steve Long's preview at ASN; it has a very nice tactical analysis. I can't add anything more, except GO USA!!!!
Check out Steve Long's preview at ASN; it has a very nice tactical analysis. I can't add anything more, except GO USA!!!!
Friday, June 16, 2006
Match Day Eight review
Last night, I looked at the World Cup schedule that is affixed to my filing cabinet with a magnet and I saw the morning match was Argentina vs Serbia-Montenegro. It did not exactly set my pulse a-racin'. You see, I really dislike Argentina, and have done ever since I was a young boy in England and Diego Maradona destroyed my childhood innocence by scoring the Hand of God goal and proving to me that cheaters sometime prosper. (And yet, and yet... that second goal was unarguably gorgeous. My second lesson that day was beauty and evil go hand-in-hand.) And Serbia... well Serbia is totally unexciting. Their front two consists of Mateja Kezman, who just sucks, and Savo Milosevic, who looks not unlike an artist's rendition of a Pithecanthropus.
So when I got up this morning, I distinctly dawdled. I brewed some coffee, checked e-mail and realized that if it came down to a choice between doing some work or watching Argentina-Serbia... well, there really was no choice. I turned on the TV. It was about the 25th minute, and Argentina, predictably were already a goal up. And within five minutes, I saw one of the most incredible goals I have ever seen.
Normally, wonder goals tend to fall into two categories: the blast from 30 yards or more, a la Tomas Rosicky, or the mazy run that beats multiple defenders, a la the aforementioned second Maradona goal against England in 1986. This one was different. Here's the totally apt description of the Guardian's Barry Glendenning in his live minute-by-minute report:
Sweet mother of Jesus, how the fuck am I supposed to describe that? The goal of the tournament so far by Cambiasso, and quite possibly the greatest goal that's ever been scored.
The play started when an Argentine defender intercepted the ball about 35 yards away from his own goal. The ball was passed to another player. And again. And again. All the while the play was making progress down the left flank. Most of the passes were after one and two touches at speed. The Serbians never touched the ball. I watched the replay on ESPN Classic and I counted 24 consecutive passes--not along the backline mind you, but between the flank and the center in the Serb half. It culminated in Sorin passing to Cambiasso outside the box. Cambiasso passed to Crespo inside the box. He drew two defenders and blindly backheeled into the path of Cambiasso whose-time shot was perfectly placed beyond a stunned Jevric.
If you didn't see it, your homework is to download this goal and watch it. Seriously, do it. You won't regret it.
It almost seems incidental to say that Argentina mauled Serbia 6-0 to guarantee advancement. It could so totally have been more, they were that good. Some in the press are calling it one of the greatest team performances in World Cup history. I wouldn't go that far--it was against Serbia after all--but they looked simply awesome, even better than the Spanish. Wow.
I was sad to see the Ivory Coast lose 2-1 against Holland and thus get eliminated. They attacked and attacked after going two down, and although they got a goal back from Bakary Kone, the Dutch held on after some clever substitutions from Van Basten. The Ivorians deserved better; they were an exciting team and would have gotten results if only they had drawn another group. Hell, they'd be dominating Group B.
And what is there to say about the 0-0 draw between Mexico and Angola, aside from a barely surpressed chuckle? (I don't remotely feel bad about this; all Mexico will be laughing just as hard when Italy puts the US to the sword tomorrow.) Mexico attacked and attacked but were repelled through a combination of their own ineptitude (missing Borgetti really hurts) and some improvised defending on the part of the Angolans.
The Angolan goalkeeper Joao Ricardo is an interesting case. Here's a guy who is quite frankly the worst keeper in this Cup by far. His sense of positioning can be generously described as unconventional and every cross into the box is a new adventure. He doesn't even have a team. But he reminds me of Doctor Zhivago's description of Lara Antipova's nursing skills in his letters home (in the movie at least, I haven't read the book), when Zhivago says something about how Lara does the wrong thing all the time, but somehow it ends up being the right choice in the end. Whenever Joao Ricardo goes way off his line, he somehow gets a hand to the ball, even though he shouldn't. His deflections seem to work out. And so against Portugal and Mexico, two top ten teams, he's given up a single goal. And if Angola can get a win against Iran, and Portugal beats Mexico, the Africans are in the second round, where Ricardo's idiot savant goalkeeping will probably face Argentina from the get go. Oh dear.
So when I got up this morning, I distinctly dawdled. I brewed some coffee, checked e-mail and realized that if it came down to a choice between doing some work or watching Argentina-Serbia... well, there really was no choice. I turned on the TV. It was about the 25th minute, and Argentina, predictably were already a goal up. And within five minutes, I saw one of the most incredible goals I have ever seen.
Normally, wonder goals tend to fall into two categories: the blast from 30 yards or more, a la Tomas Rosicky, or the mazy run that beats multiple defenders, a la the aforementioned second Maradona goal against England in 1986. This one was different. Here's the totally apt description of the Guardian's Barry Glendenning in his live minute-by-minute report:
Sweet mother of Jesus, how the fuck am I supposed to describe that? The goal of the tournament so far by Cambiasso, and quite possibly the greatest goal that's ever been scored.
The play started when an Argentine defender intercepted the ball about 35 yards away from his own goal. The ball was passed to another player. And again. And again. All the while the play was making progress down the left flank. Most of the passes were after one and two touches at speed. The Serbians never touched the ball. I watched the replay on ESPN Classic and I counted 24 consecutive passes--not along the backline mind you, but between the flank and the center in the Serb half. It culminated in Sorin passing to Cambiasso outside the box. Cambiasso passed to Crespo inside the box. He drew two defenders and blindly backheeled into the path of Cambiasso whose-time shot was perfectly placed beyond a stunned Jevric.
If you didn't see it, your homework is to download this goal and watch it. Seriously, do it. You won't regret it.
It almost seems incidental to say that Argentina mauled Serbia 6-0 to guarantee advancement. It could so totally have been more, they were that good. Some in the press are calling it one of the greatest team performances in World Cup history. I wouldn't go that far--it was against Serbia after all--but they looked simply awesome, even better than the Spanish. Wow.
I was sad to see the Ivory Coast lose 2-1 against Holland and thus get eliminated. They attacked and attacked after going two down, and although they got a goal back from Bakary Kone, the Dutch held on after some clever substitutions from Van Basten. The Ivorians deserved better; they were an exciting team and would have gotten results if only they had drawn another group. Hell, they'd be dominating Group B.
And what is there to say about the 0-0 draw between Mexico and Angola, aside from a barely surpressed chuckle? (I don't remotely feel bad about this; all Mexico will be laughing just as hard when Italy puts the US to the sword tomorrow.) Mexico attacked and attacked but were repelled through a combination of their own ineptitude (missing Borgetti really hurts) and some improvised defending on the part of the Angolans.
The Angolan goalkeeper Joao Ricardo is an interesting case. Here's a guy who is quite frankly the worst keeper in this Cup by far. His sense of positioning can be generously described as unconventional and every cross into the box is a new adventure. He doesn't even have a team. But he reminds me of Doctor Zhivago's description of Lara Antipova's nursing skills in his letters home (in the movie at least, I haven't read the book), when Zhivago says something about how Lara does the wrong thing all the time, but somehow it ends up being the right choice in the end. Whenever Joao Ricardo goes way off his line, he somehow gets a hand to the ball, even though he shouldn't. His deflections seem to work out. And so against Portugal and Mexico, two top ten teams, he's given up a single goal. And if Angola can get a win against Iran, and Portugal beats Mexico, the Africans are in the second round, where Ricardo's idiot savant goalkeeping will probably face Argentina from the get go. Oh dear.
Match day Sven review
Ah, that was totally unintentional, I promise! But having made that typo, I couldn't go back and correct it.
Would they have fired Sven mid-cup if Trinidad had kept it scoreless (or if John Terry hadn't made that desperate goalline clearance from Stern John)? Hard to say. But goals from Crouch and Gerrard made sure that England beat the Soca Warriors to go through to the second phase. Egad, were they ever dire for most of the game though. The putatively world class midfield of Gerrard, Beckham, Cole and Lampard seemed flummoxed by a organized defense, and it was only after Rooney and Lennon came in that they made any progress.
Rooney actually looked pretty good, especially considering how unfit he must be. There was one dangerous moment only a minute after entering where he seemed to get trodden on... you could feel a whole nation cringe.
So even though England have looked god-awful in their two games against not-so-great opponents, they are through to the knock-out phase, and will win the group with a draw or better against Sweden. Fortunately for England, Sweden have also been god-awful. Just when you thought they would be the new France and go the whole Cup without scoring, they finally popped one in against Paraguay. (By the way, the new France is... uh... France.) It was like the relief you feel when you finally pass a gallstone; you'd have been mistaken in thinking they had won the World Cup when Ljungberg finally scored.
You know, Trinidad has a not inconsiderable chance of getting out of this group. Consider: England will want to produce a more emphatic performance against a quality team to give them confidence going forward. Trinidad will be playing a beaten Paraguay. And they have nothing to lose; they've already achieved their goal of producing a respectable Cup performance and have made their country proud. My bet is that Benhaaker allows Yorke and The White Guy the freedom to get into more advance positions against Paraguay. With Glen starting alongside John from the start, and Edwards back in midfield... yeah, they could totally do it. Go Trinidad!
Wouldn't a Trinidad-Ecuador round of 16 match just be a little slice of heaven? I thought the Ticos would really attack Ecuador today, and although they did, they just weren't very good at it. Ecuador (do they have a nickname?) are doing the simple things very well: they're staying organized, making themselves available for passes and generating chances. And Edison Mendez has been excellent, involved in everything attacking play Ecuador has produced.
The Ivan Kaviedes Spider-Man mask celebration: 1/4 funny, 3/4 extremely oogy. I mean he pulled it out of his shorts....
Farewell Poland! Farewell Paraguay! Farewell Costa Rica, with your coach who looks just like Harry Dean Stanton!
Would they have fired Sven mid-cup if Trinidad had kept it scoreless (or if John Terry hadn't made that desperate goalline clearance from Stern John)? Hard to say. But goals from Crouch and Gerrard made sure that England beat the Soca Warriors to go through to the second phase. Egad, were they ever dire for most of the game though. The putatively world class midfield of Gerrard, Beckham, Cole and Lampard seemed flummoxed by a organized defense, and it was only after Rooney and Lennon came in that they made any progress.
Rooney actually looked pretty good, especially considering how unfit he must be. There was one dangerous moment only a minute after entering where he seemed to get trodden on... you could feel a whole nation cringe.
So even though England have looked god-awful in their two games against not-so-great opponents, they are through to the knock-out phase, and will win the group with a draw or better against Sweden. Fortunately for England, Sweden have also been god-awful. Just when you thought they would be the new France and go the whole Cup without scoring, they finally popped one in against Paraguay. (By the way, the new France is... uh... France.) It was like the relief you feel when you finally pass a gallstone; you'd have been mistaken in thinking they had won the World Cup when Ljungberg finally scored.
You know, Trinidad has a not inconsiderable chance of getting out of this group. Consider: England will want to produce a more emphatic performance against a quality team to give them confidence going forward. Trinidad will be playing a beaten Paraguay. And they have nothing to lose; they've already achieved their goal of producing a respectable Cup performance and have made their country proud. My bet is that Benhaaker allows Yorke and The White Guy the freedom to get into more advance positions against Paraguay. With Glen starting alongside John from the start, and Edwards back in midfield... yeah, they could totally do it. Go Trinidad!
Wouldn't a Trinidad-Ecuador round of 16 match just be a little slice of heaven? I thought the Ticos would really attack Ecuador today, and although they did, they just weren't very good at it. Ecuador (do they have a nickname?) are doing the simple things very well: they're staying organized, making themselves available for passes and generating chances. And Edison Mendez has been excellent, involved in everything attacking play Ecuador has produced.
The Ivan Kaviedes Spider-Man mask celebration: 1/4 funny, 3/4 extremely oogy. I mean he pulled it out of his shorts....
Farewell Poland! Farewell Paraguay! Farewell Costa Rica, with your coach who looks just like Harry Dean Stanton!
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Match Day Six review
So yes... Spain, muy bueno. I was particularly impressed by David Villa, who was a handful everytime he had the ball. The Spanish were continually making runs for each other and playing as a team. I know it's early days yet, but it made me momentarily feel smug about my prediction that the Spanish would win the whole thing. The match was definitely marred by the ridiculous penalty and sending off... the most ludicrous call I've seen so far in the finals. Apparently, the Ukranians intend to blame their poor play--and click on this link if you even think for a millisecond that I am making this up--on some loud frogs.
But even as they are stymied by Spain and amorous amphibians, Ukraine have got to feel good that the Islam Bowl ended in a 2-2 draw. I watched the first half of this only, and was little impressed by either side. I thought the Tunisians had a touch more class about them, but not really enough to get out of the group, as I had picked them to do. The draw favors the Saudis, who will get to play the demoralized Ukraine next and save their Spanish mauling for the end, when the Spanish might be comfortable enough to send out their B team (i.e. Raul up front.) Anyway, a shame I missed the second half because the ending was quite dramatic. Unfortunately, the draw helps neither team.
You know, the G1 vs H2 round of 16 game is going to be a real crapshoot. That's where you could get an unfancied team reaching the quarters.
The second set of games got underway with Germany's last gasp 1-0 victory over Poland. Reading the Guardian's minute-by-minute report, you'd have thought this one to be a stinker, but really it was very watchable, played at a breakneck tempo, even if the quality wasn't always there. To their credit, Poland really came out to play, and looked several times better than they did against Ecuador. The substitution of Odonkor for Friedrich seemed to be the key; it brought Schweinsteiger inside and provided acres of space for Odonkor to operate (later, Klinsmann replaced Schweinsteiger with central mid Borowski, and gave Odonkor even more space.) It was just a matter of time before he produced a moment of quality, although it came with seconds left.
Some news of note for tomorrow's games. It looks like Rooney really will play against T&T. This, for me, seems like a fundamentally bad idea, but who am I to question Sven-Goran Eriksson's sound footballing judgement? (For those not familiar with the England team over the last six years, that was sarcasm.)
Also, it looks like Olaf Mellberg and Freddie Ljungberg have been fighting again, which, you may recall, they did in 2002 as well. We can only dream that there is footage as hilarious as there was last time round, when Ljungberg wildly tackled Olaf, who promptly grabbed him by the throat. Good times.
But even as they are stymied by Spain and amorous amphibians, Ukraine have got to feel good that the Islam Bowl ended in a 2-2 draw. I watched the first half of this only, and was little impressed by either side. I thought the Tunisians had a touch more class about them, but not really enough to get out of the group, as I had picked them to do. The draw favors the Saudis, who will get to play the demoralized Ukraine next and save their Spanish mauling for the end, when the Spanish might be comfortable enough to send out their B team (i.e. Raul up front.) Anyway, a shame I missed the second half because the ending was quite dramatic. Unfortunately, the draw helps neither team.
You know, the G1 vs H2 round of 16 game is going to be a real crapshoot. That's where you could get an unfancied team reaching the quarters.
The second set of games got underway with Germany's last gasp 1-0 victory over Poland. Reading the Guardian's minute-by-minute report, you'd have thought this one to be a stinker, but really it was very watchable, played at a breakneck tempo, even if the quality wasn't always there. To their credit, Poland really came out to play, and looked several times better than they did against Ecuador. The substitution of Odonkor for Friedrich seemed to be the key; it brought Schweinsteiger inside and provided acres of space for Odonkor to operate (later, Klinsmann replaced Schweinsteiger with central mid Borowski, and gave Odonkor even more space.) It was just a matter of time before he produced a moment of quality, although it came with seconds left.
Some news of note for tomorrow's games. It looks like Rooney really will play against T&T. This, for me, seems like a fundamentally bad idea, but who am I to question Sven-Goran Eriksson's sound footballing judgement? (For those not familiar with the England team over the last six years, that was sarcasm.)
Also, it looks like Olaf Mellberg and Freddie Ljungberg have been fighting again, which, you may recall, they did in 2002 as well. We can only dream that there is footage as hilarious as there was last time round, when Ljungberg wildly tackled Olaf, who promptly grabbed him by the throat. Good times.
The pain from Spain falls mainly on Ukraine
What's scary is that they never really reached top gear. Ouch.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
USA post-mortem
And rarely has the term "post-mortem" been more apropos, as the US coaching staff tries to bring themselves back from the dead in group E. The state of the US camp is best conveyed by Steve Goff in his report today in the Post, which you should definitely read if you haven't already done so. The money quote, re: DaMarcus Beasley:
"If he's any kind of player and man, he understands [that he did not perform well]," [Arena] said. "If he doesn't, he's not going to be able to help us in Games 2 or 3, either." (Emphasis mine)
Youch.
So what changes will Arena bring in? Reading between the lines, I don't think he will mess with the back four. Arena said that "[d]efensively we actually played quite well," and I'm not sure you really get any value in replacing Pope or Lewis with someone else. The only change I could possibly see here would be Chris Albright, but I think Arena will resist it for the time being.
It's hard not to get a sense from the interview that Beasley will be benched for Italy. My guess is that Convey will remain in the left of midfield. On the right, I think it's time to unleash Clint Dempsey upon an unsuspecting world. He's totally untested at this level, but he has the strength and energy the US will need in this match.
My second guess is that Johnson will start alongside McBride, with Mastroeni being benched and Reyna as the sole defensive midfielder. I'm not sure what I think of such a switch, because we play better with someone suporting Reyna in the center. But we need goals, and in getting them, we'll have to take a chance in the back. If this happens, Reyna will need to play destroyer as much as provider.
We'll see if we get more hints as the week progresses.
"If he's any kind of player and man, he understands [that he did not perform well]," [Arena] said. "If he doesn't, he's not going to be able to help us in Games 2 or 3, either." (Emphasis mine)
Youch.
So what changes will Arena bring in? Reading between the lines, I don't think he will mess with the back four. Arena said that "[d]efensively we actually played quite well," and I'm not sure you really get any value in replacing Pope or Lewis with someone else. The only change I could possibly see here would be Chris Albright, but I think Arena will resist it for the time being.
It's hard not to get a sense from the interview that Beasley will be benched for Italy. My guess is that Convey will remain in the left of midfield. On the right, I think it's time to unleash Clint Dempsey upon an unsuspecting world. He's totally untested at this level, but he has the strength and energy the US will need in this match.
My second guess is that Johnson will start alongside McBride, with Mastroeni being benched and Reyna as the sole defensive midfielder. I'm not sure what I think of such a switch, because we play better with someone suporting Reyna in the center. But we need goals, and in getting them, we'll have to take a chance in the back. If this happens, Reyna will need to play destroyer as much as provider.
We'll see if we get more hints as the week progresses.
Match Day Five Review
The least compelling day so far, I'd say; there was some good flowing soccer at points, but there was a lot of choppiness and imprecision.
The big winner of the day was certainly South Korea, who not only got the must-win victory over Togo, but also exactly the result they wanted from the France-Switzerland match. For all their supposed chaos, the Togolese looked very spirited and organized, at least until the second half, when they had a problem coping with the Koreans' speed on the ball. Obviously the red card and subsequent goal was the turning point, after which it was only a matter of time before the Koreans used their space to take the advantage. It was kind of cool that Ahn Jung-hwan, the floppy haired striker who did so well in 2002, scored the winner from a very nice strike.
In a result that anyone living under a rock for the last five years might have called an upset, France drew Switzerland 0-0. Raymond Domenech decided to play Franck Ribéry, but he did so on the left of a 4-5-1 system that really ill-suits France. First off, Thierry Henry is not the best solo striker in this kind of set up (although admittedly he pulled it off a few times for Arsenal this year), since he likes to pull wide to the left and dribble at defenders at pace. I'm really not sure that Zidane is the ideal attacking midfielder for this formation either. Eventually Domenech brought on Saha, but it made little difference.
Frankly, I think Domenech is going to have to make a hard decision and drop either Zidane, Vieira or Makelele. Zidane simply is not playing well, but my guess is that he's basically untouchable. I'd therefore take out either Makelele or Vieira, who basically just get in each others' way anyway, and play either Saha or Trezeguet alongside Henry. I think maybe bringing someone a bit better than Wiltord on the right might help... perhaps Dhorasoo?
Honestly, I think Korea are going to fancy their chances against this French team on the 18th.
And then, the long awaited Brazil-debut. There were flashes of the kind of skill that make them the fantasy figures of so many hardcore soccer-geeks, but overall, they were not all that, and will look to improve against group leaders (?!) Australia this weekend. The Crouton defense kept them at bay fairly easily for much of the match, aided by the fact that Ronaldo was essentially immobile and that a frustated Adriano kept checking back to midfield to get a touch of the ball. They need a moment of individual brilliance, and fortunately they got it from Kaka, who, goal notwithstanding, was Brazil's most influential player. To their credit, Croatia played them tough and generated some chances, but as time went on, you could see they were simply too knackered to pull off the comeback.
UPDATE: Re: France, the writer of this AP article pulls no punches in the headline. Most amusing.
The big winner of the day was certainly South Korea, who not only got the must-win victory over Togo, but also exactly the result they wanted from the France-Switzerland match. For all their supposed chaos, the Togolese looked very spirited and organized, at least until the second half, when they had a problem coping with the Koreans' speed on the ball. Obviously the red card and subsequent goal was the turning point, after which it was only a matter of time before the Koreans used their space to take the advantage. It was kind of cool that Ahn Jung-hwan, the floppy haired striker who did so well in 2002, scored the winner from a very nice strike.
In a result that anyone living under a rock for the last five years might have called an upset, France drew Switzerland 0-0. Raymond Domenech decided to play Franck Ribéry, but he did so on the left of a 4-5-1 system that really ill-suits France. First off, Thierry Henry is not the best solo striker in this kind of set up (although admittedly he pulled it off a few times for Arsenal this year), since he likes to pull wide to the left and dribble at defenders at pace. I'm really not sure that Zidane is the ideal attacking midfielder for this formation either. Eventually Domenech brought on Saha, but it made little difference.
Frankly, I think Domenech is going to have to make a hard decision and drop either Zidane, Vieira or Makelele. Zidane simply is not playing well, but my guess is that he's basically untouchable. I'd therefore take out either Makelele or Vieira, who basically just get in each others' way anyway, and play either Saha or Trezeguet alongside Henry. I think maybe bringing someone a bit better than Wiltord on the right might help... perhaps Dhorasoo?
Honestly, I think Korea are going to fancy their chances against this French team on the 18th.
And then, the long awaited Brazil-debut. There were flashes of the kind of skill that make them the fantasy figures of so many hardcore soccer-geeks, but overall, they were not all that, and will look to improve against group leaders (?!) Australia this weekend. The Crouton defense kept them at bay fairly easily for much of the match, aided by the fact that Ronaldo was essentially immobile and that a frustated Adriano kept checking back to midfield to get a touch of the ball. They need a moment of individual brilliance, and fortunately they got it from Kaka, who, goal notwithstanding, was Brazil's most influential player. To their credit, Croatia played them tough and generated some chances, but as time went on, you could see they were simply too knackered to pull off the comeback.
UPDATE: Re: France, the writer of this AP article pulls no punches in the headline. Most amusing.
Monday, June 12, 2006
A more profound Match day 4 review
After the US game I went and had a nice multi-hour sulk. Consequently, I missed the Italian victory over Ghana. As revenge for this transgression, the demigod who looks out for Italian interests made sure that the pasta I ate gave me a righteous stomach ache in the evening. A more prosaic explanation is that it was not a good idea to eat so soon after my stomach was in knots.
First off, credit to Australia for their last minute victory over Japan. It was a cracking game, played at a nice tempo and it really could have gone either way. I disagree with fourth-string commentators Davis and Messing about the "obvious" foul on Schwarzer for the Japan goal; it seemed like Schwarzer made a right mess of it, advancing when he shouldn't have and running into the Japanese attacker. In any case, the Australians were absolutely gutsy when it counted most, especially Tim Cahill, who was half-crocked. I really don't think they will get out of this group, but they will go down fighting.
So were the Czechs that good or the US that bad? The truth is always somewhere in between; I would put it at 25% the former 75 % the latter. Certainly, the US were the worst team I've seen play so far. The Koller goal was a breakdown on every portion of the pitch. I don't think Onyewu was really to blame for the brilliance of Rosicky on the second. But throughout the match, Mastroeni and Reyna were overrun by Koller and Rosicky.
Offensively, we looked half-hearted and hesitant. Everyone was useless and there was a general lack of creativity. The Czech defense were rarely bothered by the one-on-one talents of Donovan, Beasley or Convey.
Simply put, we played terribly and were therefore dominated. Easily the worst performance since the Iran game in 1998, and perhaps worse than that, since in that match we could somewhat legitimately claimed bad luck. Reyna's shot could have gone in, but it would have been a patently undeserved equalizer, and one suspects it wouldn't have changed the end result.
Arena publicly ripped into his players after the game, which I'm never a big fan of coaches doing, but I can't help but agree with him this time. (A curiously scrubbed post-match chat sheet is on the USSF website.) Steve Goff catches Beasley ripping back. So much for our pre-Cup amity.
I'm guessing Arena will ring in a few changes for the Italy game, but I'll save the speculation for a new post tomorrow.
First off, credit to Australia for their last minute victory over Japan. It was a cracking game, played at a nice tempo and it really could have gone either way. I disagree with fourth-string commentators Davis and Messing about the "obvious" foul on Schwarzer for the Japan goal; it seemed like Schwarzer made a right mess of it, advancing when he shouldn't have and running into the Japanese attacker. In any case, the Australians were absolutely gutsy when it counted most, especially Tim Cahill, who was half-crocked. I really don't think they will get out of this group, but they will go down fighting.
So were the Czechs that good or the US that bad? The truth is always somewhere in between; I would put it at 25% the former 75 % the latter. Certainly, the US were the worst team I've seen play so far. The Koller goal was a breakdown on every portion of the pitch. I don't think Onyewu was really to blame for the brilliance of Rosicky on the second. But throughout the match, Mastroeni and Reyna were overrun by Koller and Rosicky.
Offensively, we looked half-hearted and hesitant. Everyone was useless and there was a general lack of creativity. The Czech defense were rarely bothered by the one-on-one talents of Donovan, Beasley or Convey.
Simply put, we played terribly and were therefore dominated. Easily the worst performance since the Iran game in 1998, and perhaps worse than that, since in that match we could somewhat legitimately claimed bad luck. Reyna's shot could have gone in, but it would have been a patently undeserved equalizer, and one suspects it wouldn't have changed the end result.
Arena publicly ripped into his players after the game, which I'm never a big fan of coaches doing, but I can't help but agree with him this time. (A curiously scrubbed post-match chat sheet is on the USSF website.) Steve Goff catches Beasley ripping back. So much for our pre-Cup amity.
I'm guessing Arena will ring in a few changes for the Italy game, but I'll save the speculation for a new post tomorrow.
Sunday, June 11, 2006
US vs Czechs preview
Here's the ASN preview, courtesy of yours truly. For a fine discussion of the czech options, see this forum on SAGexile, the thinking fan's alternative to Big Soccer.
My stomach is in knots, so I'm going to try and get some sleep now.
My stomach is in knots, so I'm going to try and get some sleep now.
Match Day Three review
Are they even calling them "Match Days?" I think I stole that from the Champions League.
Never mind, I'd rather do this than write about each match individually (I'll do that in the knockout stage.) Especially since I don't really have much to say about Postcolonial Bowl I. Portugal looked pretty bad after the first ten minutes or so, but Angola didn't have the class to hurt them, or the ambition to try something radical like play two strikers. It was pretty tame, the worst game so far. And to think their last match had four people sent off. Never mind, perhaps Togo will kick France in le nuts collectif.
The ESPN commentators were bandying around a rumor that the rest of the Dutch squad was displeased with Arjen Robben's ball-hogging during their 1-0 victory over Serbia-and-until-very-recently-Montenegro. I suspect that this might have just been Ruud van Nistelroy being bitchy, because very clearly the strategy was to look for Robben at every opportunity and have him unsettle the S&M (yes, ha-ha) defense. Snieder and Cocu would hold the ball just enough to draw pressure, so that they could play Robben through in space. It was one-dimensional, but when you're one dimension is an in-form Robben, who needs more?
But will that strategy work against better opposition than the Serbs? I think against Argentina they might want to have other options in the attack as well. One thing I would do is shift Van Persie slightly so that he plays behind Van Nistelrooy, rather than to his right. VP had a great combo with Robben on the goal, but generally they were too far apart on the field.
So much for my prediction that Iran would beat Mexico. But up until the 75th minute it was looking pretty good. Iran was, I felt, the more dangerous team for much of the first half, and when La Volpe burned through all his subs by minute 50, I really thought Iran would take them.
But around about the 55th minute, something weird happened. Iran held back from their pressuring and started to lay off the Mexicans and let them play. When Iran did get possession, they did not commit numbers forward. By the 70th minute I was thoroughly perplexed. Here was a game that they really had the ability to get a result in. Were they tired out?
I don't think so. I think they were just told to play for the draw. Which was the worse thing they could have done, because it gave the initiative back to a Mexico team who really were a bit rattled. With the time to settle down, they applied some pressure and waited for the Iranian defense to blunder. They didn't have to go gung-ho in the attack, but they needed to keep possession by making themselves available for the ball, and to disrupt the Mexicans by defending high up the field. When both those things stopped, the team caved. It was either exhaustion or a shocking bit of coaching by Branko Ivankovic.
UPDATE: In comments, donjuego thinks I don't give enough credit to Lavolpe's second-half tactics, and is absolutely right when he says that Lavolpe's switch to counterpunching proved to be critical. My point was that to have success against a counterpunching team, you can do one of two things: you can either A) punch more strongly or B) lay off altogether and pack the defense. The Iranians did the absolutely wrong thing, which was to try something halfway between the two. As a result, when they were in possession, they didn't commit enough numbers forward, when the Mexicans were giving them space. Consequently they gave up the ball easily, and those who did commit upfield didn't bother pressuring. In any case, Zinho did a nice job of dissecting the Iranian defense and might have done so even if they were more disciplined.
Never mind, I'd rather do this than write about each match individually (I'll do that in the knockout stage.) Especially since I don't really have much to say about Postcolonial Bowl I. Portugal looked pretty bad after the first ten minutes or so, but Angola didn't have the class to hurt them, or the ambition to try something radical like play two strikers. It was pretty tame, the worst game so far. And to think their last match had four people sent off. Never mind, perhaps Togo will kick France in le nuts collectif.
The ESPN commentators were bandying around a rumor that the rest of the Dutch squad was displeased with Arjen Robben's ball-hogging during their 1-0 victory over Serbia-and-until-very-recently-Montenegro. I suspect that this might have just been Ruud van Nistelroy being bitchy, because very clearly the strategy was to look for Robben at every opportunity and have him unsettle the S&M (yes, ha-ha) defense. Snieder and Cocu would hold the ball just enough to draw pressure, so that they could play Robben through in space. It was one-dimensional, but when you're one dimension is an in-form Robben, who needs more?
But will that strategy work against better opposition than the Serbs? I think against Argentina they might want to have other options in the attack as well. One thing I would do is shift Van Persie slightly so that he plays behind Van Nistelrooy, rather than to his right. VP had a great combo with Robben on the goal, but generally they were too far apart on the field.
So much for my prediction that Iran would beat Mexico. But up until the 75th minute it was looking pretty good. Iran was, I felt, the more dangerous team for much of the first half, and when La Volpe burned through all his subs by minute 50, I really thought Iran would take them.
But around about the 55th minute, something weird happened. Iran held back from their pressuring and started to lay off the Mexicans and let them play. When Iran did get possession, they did not commit numbers forward. By the 70th minute I was thoroughly perplexed. Here was a game that they really had the ability to get a result in. Were they tired out?
I don't think so. I think they were just told to play for the draw. Which was the worse thing they could have done, because it gave the initiative back to a Mexico team who really were a bit rattled. With the time to settle down, they applied some pressure and waited for the Iranian defense to blunder. They didn't have to go gung-ho in the attack, but they needed to keep possession by making themselves available for the ball, and to disrupt the Mexicans by defending high up the field. When both those things stopped, the team caved. It was either exhaustion or a shocking bit of coaching by Branko Ivankovic.
UPDATE: In comments, donjuego thinks I don't give enough credit to Lavolpe's second-half tactics, and is absolutely right when he says that Lavolpe's switch to counterpunching proved to be critical. My point was that to have success against a counterpunching team, you can do one of two things: you can either A) punch more strongly or B) lay off altogether and pack the defense. The Iranians did the absolutely wrong thing, which was to try something halfway between the two. As a result, when they were in possession, they didn't commit enough numbers forward, when the Mexicans were giving them space. Consequently they gave up the ball easily, and those who did commit upfield didn't bother pressuring. In any case, Zinho did a nice job of dissecting the Iranian defense and might have done so even if they were more disciplined.
Useless + 10
Let's talk commercials for a moment while I wait for Mexico-Iran to start. You've undoubtedly seen the Adidas + 10 ads where the two kids play a pick-up match with a bunch of stars. In one version, Jose selects Beckenbauer, and lo! a digitized version of Der Kaiser appears. In the other version, the other kid picks Michel Platini and the same thing happens.
Anyway, in the second version the other kid distinctly picks... Jermain Defoe. At first I thought I misheard, but when I saw it a second time, yeah it was definitely Jermain Defoe.
WTF? If you had the entire history of football from which to pick your squad, would you pick Jermain Defoe in your first 11? In your first 111? I'm so betting on Jose.
Anyway, in the second version the other kid distinctly picks... Jermain Defoe. At first I thought I misheard, but when I saw it a second time, yeah it was definitely Jermain Defoe.
WTF? If you had the entire history of football from which to pick your squad, would you pick Jermain Defoe in your first 11? In your first 111? I'm so betting on Jose.
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Match Day Two review
It looked like it was going to be so easy in the first five minutes of England's 1-0 victory over Paraguay. They had been scoring those kind of free kick goals over and over in last two friendlies, and the Paraguayans looked simply shellshocked. In a way, I think losing their goalkeeper to injury actually helped, because the long break allowed them to get their heads together.
When they resumed play, it was a different match. Paraguay was applying high pressure to the English when they were in possession and disrupted the play nicely, causing many--too many--turnovers. The problem is that there was really not much they could do when they got the ball. Roque Santa Cruz was simply unfit. Nelson Valdez was energetic, but not really classy. Parades dove a lot.
By the middle of the second half, the English were too beat to do anything but defend. They needed to get the ball on the ground and dribble at the Paraguayans to get some free kicks, but their constant giveaways and a recalcitrant referee really stymied that possibility. The English press are going to get hot and bothered by this result, but frankly, a win is a win, and a win with no major injuries or red cards is even better. It could have been a lot worse.
Which brings us to Sweden. There are certain games between putatively mismatched teams where you're sure the so-called "better" team is not going to find a way to score, and there are games between mismatched teams where you just know the weaker team is going to cave. I really thought that this match was going to be one of the latter, up until injury time. That it wasn't was down in large part to Shaka Hislop, who really put in the game of his life. And did you ever think Dwight Yorke could be such an effective defender?
Personally, I put it all down to Christian Wilhelmsson's unpleasantly 80s hair. Rarely have the mullet and the rattail been combined to such nauseating effect.
Intriguingly, this makes the last match of the group stage meaningful for both teams. Trinidad will feel they stand a chance against Paraguay, and Sweden may be in a must-win situation against England, especially if they draw the Paraguay match, which could well happen.
I only saw the last 60 minutes of Argentina-Ivory Coast, but it was clear that Riquelme was the player of the game. Everything went through him, and the Ivorians simply had no answer in the midfield. It was tempting fate for Pekerman to being off Crespo and Saviola so soon, but after a rocky ten mintues where they gave up that Drogba goal, they were back in control.
When they resumed play, it was a different match. Paraguay was applying high pressure to the English when they were in possession and disrupted the play nicely, causing many--too many--turnovers. The problem is that there was really not much they could do when they got the ball. Roque Santa Cruz was simply unfit. Nelson Valdez was energetic, but not really classy. Parades dove a lot.
By the middle of the second half, the English were too beat to do anything but defend. They needed to get the ball on the ground and dribble at the Paraguayans to get some free kicks, but their constant giveaways and a recalcitrant referee really stymied that possibility. The English press are going to get hot and bothered by this result, but frankly, a win is a win, and a win with no major injuries or red cards is even better. It could have been a lot worse.
Which brings us to Sweden. There are certain games between putatively mismatched teams where you're sure the so-called "better" team is not going to find a way to score, and there are games between mismatched teams where you just know the weaker team is going to cave. I really thought that this match was going to be one of the latter, up until injury time. That it wasn't was down in large part to Shaka Hislop, who really put in the game of his life. And did you ever think Dwight Yorke could be such an effective defender?
Personally, I put it all down to Christian Wilhelmsson's unpleasantly 80s hair. Rarely have the mullet and the rattail been combined to such nauseating effect.
Intriguingly, this makes the last match of the group stage meaningful for both teams. Trinidad will feel they stand a chance against Paraguay, and Sweden may be in a must-win situation against England, especially if they draw the Paraguay match, which could well happen.
I only saw the last 60 minutes of Argentina-Ivory Coast, but it was clear that Riquelme was the player of the game. Everything went through him, and the Ivorians simply had no answer in the midfield. It was tempting fate for Pekerman to being off Crespo and Saviola so soon, but after a rocky ten mintues where they gave up that Drogba goal, they were back in control.
Soccer smarts
As someone who's recently acquired a graduate degree, I couldn't help but be interested in Slate's article on how soccer is the new game for young American male intellectuals. Best sentence:
There's also a frisson of underworld glamour in soccer writing.
And oh, I'm feelin' it.
There's also a frisson of underworld glamour in soccer writing.
And oh, I'm feelin' it.
Match Day One review
Normally, of course, opening day matches are low-scoring games. But they're often funny results, with Senegal beating France last time and (best of all) cameroon dispatching Argentina in 1990. Yesterday's match was neither low-scoring nor an upset.
Watching that first Lahm goal provided me one those thrills that only international soccer can provide. Four minutes in, so much tension, and the left back--the left back!--provides a total golazo. Whatever you think of the German team, Klinsmann's reaction was wonderful.
So are the Germans that good or the Ticos that bad? The ESPN team kept hammering on about Germany's new offensive strategy, but the problem isn't that they were playing too little defense, it's that the defense they were playing was executed poorly. Both times (yes, Marcelo Balboa, both times) Friedrich was a step off on the outside trap.
Mind you Costa Rica also had two defensive howlers, both on the Klose goals. Take away all the defensive blunders and it would have been 2-0 Germany on two monumental goals.
Ronald Gomez looked pretty useless. I really think they should have brought Winston Parks.
As for Poland-Ecuador... a friend of mine is Polish and in 2002 I had a great deal of fun mocking her team's ineptitude (until they beat the USA, at which point I had a fair amount of crow to eat.) Looks like 2006 will bring more of the same from Poland. Ecuador had a classic counterpunching game plan and executed it perfectly.
England-Paraguay in a few minutes, so I'm going to wrap this up. More later today,
Watching that first Lahm goal provided me one those thrills that only international soccer can provide. Four minutes in, so much tension, and the left back--the left back!--provides a total golazo. Whatever you think of the German team, Klinsmann's reaction was wonderful.
So are the Germans that good or the Ticos that bad? The ESPN team kept hammering on about Germany's new offensive strategy, but the problem isn't that they were playing too little defense, it's that the defense they were playing was executed poorly. Both times (yes, Marcelo Balboa, both times) Friedrich was a step off on the outside trap.
Mind you Costa Rica also had two defensive howlers, both on the Klose goals. Take away all the defensive blunders and it would have been 2-0 Germany on two monumental goals.
Ronald Gomez looked pretty useless. I really think they should have brought Winston Parks.
As for Poland-Ecuador... a friend of mine is Polish and in 2002 I had a great deal of fun mocking her team's ineptitude (until they beat the USA, at which point I had a fair amount of crow to eat.) Looks like 2006 will bring more of the same from Poland. Ecuador had a classic counterpunching game plan and executed it perfectly.
England-Paraguay in a few minutes, so I'm going to wrap this up. More later today,
Thursday, June 08, 2006
The night before
What can I say? It all starts tomorrow and I am thoroughly excited.
The big news for the hosts is that Michael Ballack has been ruled out of the opener with the Ticos due to a calf injury. (I'd hyperlink it, but the appropriate buttons seem to be unavailable to me for the time being.) I think this makes doodle-squat worth of difference, and the hosts will win more or less comfortably. Poland vs Ecuador tomorrow is a fascinating match-up; both teams will feel they can and must win this match. I think it's going to be a jittery error-filled encounter and a probably a draw.
So while we're at it, here are my quite ill-informed pre-tournament predictions:
Group A: Germany and Poland. Too many factors are going against Ecuadro and Costa Rica, and I think Poland will make it through this group.
Group B: England and Sweden. It won't be a formality before the final game; I think Paraguay can pick up a point off Sweden. But the Swedes always do well against the English, and I think another draw will carry them through.
Group C: Holland and Argentina. S & formerly M are all defense and no bite. Ivory Coast will battle valiantly to no avail.
Group D: Portugal and Iran. You read it here first: Iran stuffs Mexico in their opener, Their squad is experienced, comfortable playing in Europe and well coached. A subsequent win against Angola pulls Iran through to the last 16, leaving us with the prospect of a European visit from Ahmadinejad.
Group E: USA and Czech Republic. And really what were you expecting? Italy gets held by Ghana in the first game and beaten by US and Czechs. Yeah, you know you want it,
Group F: Brazil and Croatia, Three Brazil wins and a buttload of draws. Croatia on goals scored.
Group G: South Korea and France. The conventional wisdom on this Korea squad is that they don't travel well, but I don't see how this group can hurt them. The French class of 1998 will scrape through this, but will be eliminated in the 16.
Group H: Spain and Tunisia, The Tunisians will be your African team of the year. They can beat the Ukraine, and they'll have a nice draw in the round of 16 (perhaps a tasty postcolonial encounter with the French!) The Spanish coast.
And the final will be...
Spain beats Holland. I liked the Dutch a lot formerly, but I think their injury issues will hurt their long-term cohesion. Everyone is going to assume that Spain will bottle it this year as they always do. But they have a world-class side, have had promising results and a virtual coast through to the quarterfinals. I say they win it and beat Brazil along the way.
I'll be trying to post brief match reports for every match I catch, which will be... well, all of them. So good night, and enjoy tomorrow's games!
The big news for the hosts is that Michael Ballack has been ruled out of the opener with the Ticos due to a calf injury. (I'd hyperlink it, but the appropriate buttons seem to be unavailable to me for the time being.) I think this makes doodle-squat worth of difference, and the hosts will win more or less comfortably. Poland vs Ecuador tomorrow is a fascinating match-up; both teams will feel they can and must win this match. I think it's going to be a jittery error-filled encounter and a probably a draw.
So while we're at it, here are my quite ill-informed pre-tournament predictions:
Group A: Germany and Poland. Too many factors are going against Ecuadro and Costa Rica, and I think Poland will make it through this group.
Group B: England and Sweden. It won't be a formality before the final game; I think Paraguay can pick up a point off Sweden. But the Swedes always do well against the English, and I think another draw will carry them through.
Group C: Holland and Argentina. S & formerly M are all defense and no bite. Ivory Coast will battle valiantly to no avail.
Group D: Portugal and Iran. You read it here first: Iran stuffs Mexico in their opener, Their squad is experienced, comfortable playing in Europe and well coached. A subsequent win against Angola pulls Iran through to the last 16, leaving us with the prospect of a European visit from Ahmadinejad.
Group E: USA and Czech Republic. And really what were you expecting? Italy gets held by Ghana in the first game and beaten by US and Czechs. Yeah, you know you want it,
Group F: Brazil and Croatia, Three Brazil wins and a buttload of draws. Croatia on goals scored.
Group G: South Korea and France. The conventional wisdom on this Korea squad is that they don't travel well, but I don't see how this group can hurt them. The French class of 1998 will scrape through this, but will be eliminated in the 16.
Group H: Spain and Tunisia, The Tunisians will be your African team of the year. They can beat the Ukraine, and they'll have a nice draw in the round of 16 (perhaps a tasty postcolonial encounter with the French!) The Spanish coast.
And the final will be...
Spain beats Holland. I liked the Dutch a lot formerly, but I think their injury issues will hurt their long-term cohesion. Everyone is going to assume that Spain will bottle it this year as they always do. But they have a world-class side, have had promising results and a virtual coast through to the quarterfinals. I say they win it and beat Brazil along the way.
I'll be trying to post brief match reports for every match I catch, which will be... well, all of them. So good night, and enjoy tomorrow's games!
Deutsche Amerikanische Freundschaft
I just saw the FSC coverage of the US making friends in Hamburg, attending a city ceremony in their honor and giving a shirt to the mayor. Good for them. (They did better than Australia, who apparently dissed a similar event at Oehringen.) These players and coaches are ambassadors of our country and it's good to see them being gracious guests.
It'll be interesting to see how the German neutrals in the crowd (who will be the majority in every match) will support the Americans. In Korea, another country with a large US military presence, they were loathed. On one hand, the US are underdogs and Germans know many of the US players, on the other hand... well... George W. Bush. So we'll see.
It'll be interesting to see how the German neutrals in the crowd (who will be the majority in every match) will support the Americans. In Korea, another country with a large US military presence, they were loathed. On one hand, the US are underdogs and Germans know many of the US players, on the other hand... well... George W. Bush. So we'll see.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Please don't foul me
The anointed star of this World Cup, if you haven't noticed, is clearly Ronaldinho. His toothy mug is all over the media, including the New York Times Cup special last Sunday. Earlier today, he made a plea for strict refereeing when the tournament starts, because he fears that he and his Brazilian chums will be the target of repeated fouling.
He didn't say it, but my guess is that Ronaldinho is really worried about Australia. Last weekend, they hacked their way to a 1-1 draw with the Netherlands in a "friendly" match that left three Dutch players injured. Clearly, Guus Hiddink's plan for Brazil is to disrupt them as much as possible, and weather the free kick storm that will ensue. It sure won't be jogo bonito, but that sort of strategy sometimes works.
He didn't say it, but my guess is that Ronaldinho is really worried about Australia. Last weekend, they hacked their way to a 1-1 draw with the Netherlands in a "friendly" match that left three Dutch players injured. Clearly, Guus Hiddink's plan for Brazil is to disrupt them as much as possible, and weather the free kick storm that will ensue. It sure won't be jogo bonito, but that sort of strategy sometimes works.
Rooney and Cisse
Ack, it's been a frustrating day here at the Conspiracy. Blogger was down during the day, and then a storm sent down my DSL, which made it difficult to follow the two important stories of the day:
First off, today was the day of Wayne Rooney's metatarsal scan in Manchester. The official results will be announced tomorrow, but Rooney, who left the hospital with an obvious smile on his face, took a plane to Germany in the evening to rejoin the English squad at Baden Baden, a pretty clear sign that he's been given the go-ahead to play in the World Cup. Indicators are that he'll be ready for the knockout stage, but apparently Erikson is toying with the idea of giving him some playing time against Sweden.
What makes this saga so fascinating is the undisguised animosity between the FA and Rooney's club Manchester United. Apparently there was two hours of disagreement between England and Man U doctors over interpreting the scan and what precisely it means. And according to the article I linked above, Alex Ferguson is consideringlegal action against the FA if Rooney gets injured again. In other words, this saga is about more than Rooney's chances of playing in the Cup; it is a new front in the ongoing club vs. country war.
The other news is bad for France. Djibril Cisse broke his leg in a 3-1 victory over China today and is out of the Cup. It's a terrible blow for Cisse right on the verge of the World Cup. But it's also a blow for France who were probably going to start him alongside Thierry Henry. That role will probably fall to David Trezeguet, whom I've always felt was a bit pants, but who has apparently scored truckloads of goals when I haven't been watching.
No word yet on who Cisse's replacement will be. France have about 27 hours to decide, before the squads are locked. They already have a bunch of strikers on the squad, so it could be a midfielder... Ludovic Giuly perhaps?
UPDATE: No, it's Sidney Govou, who subbed in at Euro 04 as well.
First off, today was the day of Wayne Rooney's metatarsal scan in Manchester. The official results will be announced tomorrow, but Rooney, who left the hospital with an obvious smile on his face, took a plane to Germany in the evening to rejoin the English squad at Baden Baden, a pretty clear sign that he's been given the go-ahead to play in the World Cup. Indicators are that he'll be ready for the knockout stage, but apparently Erikson is toying with the idea of giving him some playing time against Sweden.
What makes this saga so fascinating is the undisguised animosity between the FA and Rooney's club Manchester United. Apparently there was two hours of disagreement between England and Man U doctors over interpreting the scan and what precisely it means. And according to the article I linked above, Alex Ferguson is consideringlegal action against the FA if Rooney gets injured again. In other words, this saga is about more than Rooney's chances of playing in the Cup; it is a new front in the ongoing club vs. country war.
The other news is bad for France. Djibril Cisse broke his leg in a 3-1 victory over China today and is out of the Cup. It's a terrible blow for Cisse right on the verge of the World Cup. But it's also a blow for France who were probably going to start him alongside Thierry Henry. That role will probably fall to David Trezeguet, whom I've always felt was a bit pants, but who has apparently scored truckloads of goals when I haven't been watching.
No word yet on who Cisse's replacement will be. France have about 27 hours to decide, before the squads are locked. They already have a bunch of strikers on the squad, so it could be a midfielder... Ludovic Giuly perhaps?
UPDATE: No, it's Sidney Govou, who subbed in at Euro 04 as well.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Double super secret background
Meanwhile, over in the American camp, weird things are happening. Not merely content with having a closed-door warm-up match against Angola, Bruce Arena demanded this his team wear plain shirts to obsucre the players' identities and asked that his players not talk too much about what happened.
According to reports, the US won 1-0 courtesy of a Brian McBride headed goal. Here's what else we know.
Reyna played, and was apparently influential.
Angola had a player sent off at the end of the first half.
Tim Howard played in goal in the second half
Eddie Lewis played a little at left back and left mid.
After the game, Arena denied he was getting all secret agent-y:
"Angola was just practice," he said after a training session opened to the public. "Why should it be open? We don't have the public facilities for people to be there. We're playing with 15 players.
According to reports, the US won 1-0 courtesy of a Brian McBride headed goal. Here's what else we know.
Reyna played, and was apparently influential.
Angola had a player sent off at the end of the first half.
Tim Howard played in goal in the second half
Eddie Lewis played a little at left back and left mid.
After the game, Arena denied he was getting all secret agent-y:
"Angola was just practice," he said after a training session opened to the public. "Why should it be open? We don't have the public facilities for people to be there. We're playing with 15 players.
"It's a pretty simple game. There will be no secrets in the tournament. We all know each other."
Clearly though, Arena is keen to ensure that group E spies don't check them out too closely beforehand. This could be just some mind games. I do wonder, however, if the detail that Lewis played in midfield is a sign that we experimented with a 3-5-2, which would, frankly, be something of a surprise.
Meanwhile, Arena's caginess about lineups and tactics also applies internally. As Steve Goff reports, DaMarcus Beasley is getting a little frustrated about not knowing whether or not he'll be starting against the Czechs:
"It's a little irritating not to know, but I think Bruce is going to have some decisions to make."
It's hardly a 1998 style player revolt, but it is the first sign of any discontent I've seen so far in the US camp.
England vs. D'Yer Maker
Took the opportunity of the last free weekend before the World Cup to do some housecleaning, but I did manage to catch England's 6-0 demolition of Jamaica on Saturday.
Obviously, one would do well to remember the quality of the opponents (The US dusted Jamaica 5-0 at almost the exact time before the Cup four years ago.*), but England was confident and comfortable. Beckham looked in good form once again and Gerrard played well in central midfield with Lampard. And Peter Crouch looks, well, great. (Aside from the missed penalty.) Quality of the defense notwithstanding, he was accurate on his shooting and passing and positioned himself fantastically, making runs at the right time. Maybe he will be the English hero for this World Cup.
Meanwhile, Wayne Rooney--remember him? He was two English heroes ago-- is back in training with the team, and was spotted executing a scissors kick, by photographers from The Sun. English fans are now officially excited.
* Check out the Sams Army team rating of the Jamaica game I linked to. Now remember today's date. I swear I didn't do that on purpose... maybe Satan is coming after all.
Obviously, one would do well to remember the quality of the opponents (The US dusted Jamaica 5-0 at almost the exact time before the Cup four years ago.*), but England was confident and comfortable. Beckham looked in good form once again and Gerrard played well in central midfield with Lampard. And Peter Crouch looks, well, great. (Aside from the missed penalty.) Quality of the defense notwithstanding, he was accurate on his shooting and passing and positioned himself fantastically, making runs at the right time. Maybe he will be the English hero for this World Cup.
Meanwhile, Wayne Rooney--remember him? He was two English heroes ago-- is back in training with the team, and was spotted executing a scissors kick, by photographers from The Sun. English fans are now officially excited.
* Check out the Sams Army team rating of the Jamaica game I linked to. Now remember today's date. I swear I didn't do that on purpose... maybe Satan is coming after all.
Friday, June 02, 2006
Friday is for friendlies
Two big ones today.
Germany beat Colombia 3-0 in what was apparently a lively and confident performance. Just as the win over America in March erased the hangover of a previous loss to Italy, so will this ameliorate that tie with Japan earlier in the week. With as much of a battering as this team has gone through in the home press, this was an important result to achieve in order to get some stability for that Costa Rica game in a week's time.
And Italy were held 0-0 by Ukraine. It stretches their unbeaten run to five matches, says the wire report jauntily, but surely this is another disappointing result for the Italians, who looked so good until fairly recently.
Man, I would so totally take 0-0 against the Italians on the 17th. But maybe I'm being too pessimistic.
Germany beat Colombia 3-0 in what was apparently a lively and confident performance. Just as the win over America in March erased the hangover of a previous loss to Italy, so will this ameliorate that tie with Japan earlier in the week. With as much of a battering as this team has gone through in the home press, this was an important result to achieve in order to get some stability for that Costa Rica game in a week's time.
And Italy were held 0-0 by Ukraine. It stretches their unbeaten run to five matches, says the wire report jauntily, but surely this is another disappointing result for the Italians, who looked so good until fairly recently.
Man, I would so totally take 0-0 against the Italians on the 17th. But maybe I'm being too pessimistic.
Insert "scoring" pun here
This story is odd. Paraguay midfielder Clarence Acuna apparently tried to secure a--ahem--date with a Swedish photographer by having his translator call her in the middle of the night. (His translator! That reminds me of the episode in the first Blackadder series where a Spanish princess communicates with a translator during an amorous tryst with Baldrick.) Apparently, she reported him, and now he faces a ban from FIFA.
Taking the story at face value and assuming Acuna did nothing abusive or illegal, why precisely does FIFA have the authority to ban him? Put quite bluntly, it's hardly any of their business what the players get up to at night, provided it's not illegal. Acuna's coaching staff should decide what penalties, if any, he should incur.
Taking the story at face value and assuming Acuna did nothing abusive or illegal, why precisely does FIFA have the authority to ban him? Put quite bluntly, it's hardly any of their business what the players get up to at night, provided it's not illegal. Acuna's coaching staff should decide what penalties, if any, he should incur.
More articles
Jere Longman has an optimistic assessment of the Czech team this morning, suggesting that they are too old, too injured, and too defensively brittle. I confess that I've thought all those things over the past year, but I also fear that I could be dead wrong. The combination of Nedved and Rosicky will be the toughest part to handle.
Meanwhile, as John Nicholson reminds us, everyone's World Cup prep has sucked in some way.
Meanwhile, as John Nicholson reminds us, everyone's World Cup prep has sucked in some way.
England
The New York Times generally has abysmal soccer coverage, but a couple of days back they ran a nice summary article of the England team, which you should check out. (I found this courtesy of their rivals at USA Today, whose SoccerSweep blog you should also check out.)
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Ewwww...
Courtesy of those free-lovin' hippies at the California base of Soccer America comes this report that Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn threatened to sue a German sex shop for marketing vibrators with their names on them. Kudos to the crack SA editorial staff for not omitting the crucial details about the size of the offending objects.
What strikes me as bizarre about this story is this: why would anyone think that the endorsement of Oliver Kahn would encourage people to buy a sex toy? I mean, seriously, Kahn has to be one of the least sexiest humans ever. Just look at the guy:
Aroused yet? Thought not. If you passed legislation requiring his picture to be displayed in every bedroom in the world, the human race would die out in a generation.
UPDATE: But at least one attractive young woman disagrees with me:
Perhaps it's his stylish striped shirts.
What strikes me as bizarre about this story is this: why would anyone think that the endorsement of Oliver Kahn would encourage people to buy a sex toy? I mean, seriously, Kahn has to be one of the least sexiest humans ever. Just look at the guy:
Aroused yet? Thought not. If you passed legislation requiring his picture to be displayed in every bedroom in the world, the human race would die out in a generation.
UPDATE: But at least one attractive young woman disagrees with me:
Perhaps it's his stylish striped shirts.
Beer and madelines, more like
The aforementioned Angus MacKinnon is now officially my favorite wire agency soccer writer. Not only does the title of his article on Joe Cole project upon the diminutive Chelsea and England midfielder moments of Proustian anamnesis, he also describes Cole's improved defensive skills to a "Damascene conversion." Maybe I could get MacKinnon to guest blog for the Conspiracy.
Panic on the streets of...
... Munich and Milan, as Germany and Italy can only garner draws against putatively inferior opponents: 2-2 with Japan and 1-1 with Switzerland respectively.
Japan were two up with a quarter hour left against the Germans, who managed to scrounge two
late goals. The result has rekindled the fires of criticism that have been buring Jurgen Klinsmann's feet for months now.
The Italian situation is difficult to diagnose. There are rumors that the match fixing scandal are affecting morale in the Italian camp, but it's worth remembering that Italy always looks listless and unimpressive at the start of major tournaments. Sometimes, they continue to look so once the tournaments are under way, but quite often they don't. And sometimes they whine when results don't go their way, and so it was against the Swiss, whose tackling was too rough for the sensitive flowers of the Azzurri
Japan were two up with a quarter hour left against the Germans, who managed to scrounge two
late goals. The result has rekindled the fires of criticism that have been buring Jurgen Klinsmann's feet for months now.
The Italian situation is difficult to diagnose. There are rumors that the match fixing scandal are affecting morale in the Italian camp, but it's worth remembering that Italy always looks listless and unimpressive at the start of major tournaments. Sometimes, they continue to look so once the tournaments are under way, but quite often they don't. And sometimes they whine when results don't go their way, and so it was against the Swiss, whose tackling was too rough for the sensitive flowers of the Azzurri
England-Hungary
The British press seemed to think it was all a bit miserable, but I was impressed with England's 3-1 victory over Hungary. (Note on the link: how did a man named Angus MacKinnon get to cover England games?) After a boring first thirty minutes, the English controlled the entire game. Owen is still not in form, but this is only the third real match he's played snice coming back from injury.
The match was a reminder of why David Beckham is so important to this team. It may be difficult for those outside of the UK to believe, but quite a lot of fans have called for Beckham to be replaced over the last cycle. Not only did he set up the two goals, but his dangerous crossing and set pieces generated all of England's quality chances, with the exception of the Crouch goal, which came from Joe Cole on the left. Beckham won't beat anyone on the dribble a la Aaron Lennon, but when he's on his game he can shatter opposing defenses.
The Peter Crouch goal was very impressive, and I wonder if we're going to see Sven try pairing him with Owen from the start against Jamaica. And while the purists may scoff, I enjoyed his Kraftwerkian goal celebration. With their proud history of skepticism towards stuffy British institutions, it's no surprise that the Guardian liked it too.
P.S. I share a birthday with Steven Gerrard! Thank god it's not with Jermaine Jenas.
The match was a reminder of why David Beckham is so important to this team. It may be difficult for those outside of the UK to believe, but quite a lot of fans have called for Beckham to be replaced over the last cycle. Not only did he set up the two goals, but his dangerous crossing and set pieces generated all of England's quality chances, with the exception of the Crouch goal, which came from Joe Cole on the left. Beckham won't beat anyone on the dribble a la Aaron Lennon, but when he's on his game he can shatter opposing defenses.
The Peter Crouch goal was very impressive, and I wonder if we're going to see Sven try pairing him with Owen from the start against Jamaica. And while the purists may scoff, I enjoyed his Kraftwerkian goal celebration. With their proud history of skepticism towards stuffy British institutions, it's no surprise that the Guardian liked it too.
P.S. I share a birthday with Steven Gerrard! Thank god it's not with Jermaine Jenas.
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Fickle French Fans
Despite having booed their team during their winning send-off match in the Stade de France, apparently over half of French fans think their team will reach the semis. Confusing.
However, there is a factor that I didn't mention during my last French post, which is that one boo-ee, Fabien Barthez, plays for Marseille, hated enemy of local team Paris Saint-Germain. Still, if you're going to let your club preferences influence you so much, then why would you bother going to a national team match in the first place. And Dhorasoo plays for PSG, so maybe there's something else going on here.
Another interesting wire article provides some context for French failure at World Cup 2002. Their story seems remarkably similar to the US story in 1998.
More friendlies today, including England-Hungary, which is on TV in the US on FSC. So far, the Czechs have beaten Costa Rica 1-0, and Poland has unimpressively lost at home 1-2 to Colombia, who aren't even participating in the Cup. Group A is looking more and more cupcake-y with every passing day.
However, there is a factor that I didn't mention during my last French post, which is that one boo-ee, Fabien Barthez, plays for Marseille, hated enemy of local team Paris Saint-Germain. Still, if you're going to let your club preferences influence you so much, then why would you bother going to a national team match in the first place. And Dhorasoo plays for PSG, so maybe there's something else going on here.
Another interesting wire article provides some context for French failure at World Cup 2002. Their story seems remarkably similar to the US story in 1998.
More friendlies today, including England-Hungary, which is on TV in the US on FSC. So far, the Czechs have beaten Costa Rica 1-0, and Poland has unimpressively lost at home 1-2 to Colombia, who aren't even participating in the Cup. Group A is looking more and more cupcake-y with every passing day.
Sweet cruelty
No matter who you support, it's always a terrible thing when someone can't go to the World Cup because of injury.
Wait, did I just say "always?" My bad. I meant "mostly." Because there are those rare occasions when someone picks up a heartbreaking injury that prevents Cup participation and it's just thoroughly awesome.
Handball, my ass. Or rather, Gregg Berhalter's chest.
Wait, did I just say "always?" My bad. I meant "mostly." Because there are those rare occasions when someone picks up a heartbreaking injury that prevents Cup participation and it's just thoroughly awesome.
Handball, my ass. Or rather, Gregg Berhalter's chest.
Monday, May 29, 2006
Weekend results
My internet at home has been going a bit wonky, so I haven't been posting quite as much as I would have hoped on the subject of the weekend friendlies, a couple of which I was able to watch:
France 1-0 Mexico. This was really the marquee match of the weekend. It was a tense, coiled affair, the sort of match that seems like it was always on the brink of bursting into life, only to settle down when the players remembered this was a warm-up and they shouldn't get injured. Florent Malouda scored a nice winner before halftime, although I was perplexed by his auto-erotic nipple-stimulation goal celebration.
What amazed me about the match was how utterly useless Zinedine Zidane was. Everyone has a bad game from time to time, but Zizou, who earned his 100th cap, was awful. Every pass he made was misdirected (Seriously. Every pass. I stopped keeping track after five in a row.) It's almost as if he thought right before the game "Wouldn't it be funny if I played like a total yutz in my last game in the Stade de France." It was so unbelieveable that it must be an aberration; his World Cup has got to be better than that.
Somewhat classlessly and perplexingly, the French crowd booed their own players, even while they were winning. Amongst the victims were coach Raymond Domenech, midfielder Vikash Dhorasoo, and keeper Fabien Barthez (okay, in his case I can kind of understand.) Understandably, the players are pissed off. Win notwithstanding, it hasn't been a good week for the French team.
Portugal 4-1 Cape Verde Islands. Through geographic proximity to a sizable Portuguese community, I get RTPI, and therefore get to see most Portuguese national team games. Not too much to tell here; Portugal understandably dominated, although they still look vulnerable on defense sometimes, even with a wholly revamped backline from the one Brian McBride laughed at in 2002. That said, it's worth mentioning how much better this team is than the 2002 version. They have Deco, they have Cristiano Ronaldo, they have Maniche... this team is not going out in the first round, and indeed they could go very far.
Matches I didn't see:
Ukraine 4-0 Costa Rica. I knew the Ticos don't travel well, but damn.... If a Shevchenko-less Ukraine smacks you like this, you're doing something pretty wrong. Bet they wish they hadn't fired Steve Sampson now!
Ghana 4-1 Jamaica. The tone of the wire articles on this one suggest this was a sign of the danger of the Ghanian team. Perhaps, but I think it's also a sign of an off-season Jamaican team on vacation. (Just like they were in Cary, North Carolina, right? Touche.)
Germany 7-0 Luxembourg. So the Luxemburgers didn't win after all. Poopie. Defender Robert Huth twisted an ankle in this one, by the way.
Croatia 2-2 Iran. And Croatia only got the draw on a last-minute penalty. Iran will pose problems this year.
France 1-0 Mexico. This was really the marquee match of the weekend. It was a tense, coiled affair, the sort of match that seems like it was always on the brink of bursting into life, only to settle down when the players remembered this was a warm-up and they shouldn't get injured. Florent Malouda scored a nice winner before halftime, although I was perplexed by his auto-erotic nipple-stimulation goal celebration.
What amazed me about the match was how utterly useless Zinedine Zidane was. Everyone has a bad game from time to time, but Zizou, who earned his 100th cap, was awful. Every pass he made was misdirected (Seriously. Every pass. I stopped keeping track after five in a row.) It's almost as if he thought right before the game "Wouldn't it be funny if I played like a total yutz in my last game in the Stade de France." It was so unbelieveable that it must be an aberration; his World Cup has got to be better than that.
Somewhat classlessly and perplexingly, the French crowd booed their own players, even while they were winning. Amongst the victims were coach Raymond Domenech, midfielder Vikash Dhorasoo, and keeper Fabien Barthez (okay, in his case I can kind of understand.) Understandably, the players are pissed off. Win notwithstanding, it hasn't been a good week for the French team.
Portugal 4-1 Cape Verde Islands. Through geographic proximity to a sizable Portuguese community, I get RTPI, and therefore get to see most Portuguese national team games. Not too much to tell here; Portugal understandably dominated, although they still look vulnerable on defense sometimes, even with a wholly revamped backline from the one Brian McBride laughed at in 2002. That said, it's worth mentioning how much better this team is than the 2002 version. They have Deco, they have Cristiano Ronaldo, they have Maniche... this team is not going out in the first round, and indeed they could go very far.
Matches I didn't see:
Ukraine 4-0 Costa Rica. I knew the Ticos don't travel well, but damn.... If a Shevchenko-less Ukraine smacks you like this, you're doing something pretty wrong. Bet they wish they hadn't fired Steve Sampson now!
Ghana 4-1 Jamaica. The tone of the wire articles on this one suggest this was a sign of the danger of the Ghanian team. Perhaps, but I think it's also a sign of an off-season Jamaican team on vacation. (Just like they were in Cary, North Carolina, right? Touche.)
Germany 7-0 Luxembourg. So the Luxemburgers didn't win after all. Poopie. Defender Robert Huth twisted an ankle in this one, by the way.
Croatia 2-2 Iran. And Croatia only got the draw on a last-minute penalty. Iran will pose problems this year.
US-Latvia
... match report is here, penned by yours truly.
All in all, as comfortable a victory as 1-0 is ever going to get. It was fascinating to see both teams collectively run out of gas at about minute 70 and watch the match come to a grinding halt, but that's just fine with me; an 89th minute injury to McBride or somebody would have been too much to bear. Really, the dynamic of these games is excrutiating. You want your team to play hard, but every tackle makes you wince, much more so than opposing shots on goal.
Steve Goff at the Post presents a set of unresolved questions from these three matches:
4) If he's fit he plays.
UPDATE: In his match report, Grahame Jones eschews optimism and instead traffics in his trademark crabbiness.
All in all, as comfortable a victory as 1-0 is ever going to get. It was fascinating to see both teams collectively run out of gas at about minute 70 and watch the match come to a grinding halt, but that's just fine with me; an 89th minute injury to McBride or somebody would have been too much to bear. Really, the dynamic of these games is excrutiating. You want your team to play hard, but every tackle makes you wince, much more so than opposing shots on goal.
Steve Goff at the Post presents a set of unresolved questions from these three matches:
· Has the oft-injured John O'Brien, who absorbed several hard challenges without incident Sunday, displayed enough endurance to regain the prominent role he held four years ago? And if so, where would he play?
· Is Landon Donovan more effective as a scheming midfielder or a withdrawn forward?
· Has the enigmatic Eddie Johnson earned Arena's trust to start alongside McBride on the front line?
· And what to do with team captain Claudio Reyna, currently sidelined with a hamstring injury?
Here are my guesses based on these three matches.
1) I think JOB will be primarily used as a sub. You want to have Mastroeni in the center of the field and you need to have Reyna. That leaves little room for JOB, assuming the other two are fit. If Mastroeni or Reyna have knocks, JOB plays.
2) I think he's more effective in the midfield, but I think it will be determined based on who the fifth attacking player in the lineup would be. If it's Convey or Dempsey, he's up front. If it's Johnson, he's in midfield.
4) If he's fit he plays.
UPDATE: In his match report, Grahame Jones eschews optimism and instead traffics in his trademark crabbiness.
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Much better
... play from the US, as they beat Venezuela 2-0 on Friday night. It was hardly perfect--there were a few clear chances squandered and a couple of bumpy patches. But overall it was never uncomfortable; you never got the impression that the Venezuelans were ever going to win this game. And the increased energy from all participants was heartening.
Bobby Convey was clearly one of the stars on Friday. I wonder how close he is getting to taking DaMarcus Beasley's starting position in the attacking midfield. Convey was beating players on the dribble, crossing well, and generally being unpredictable, while Beasley's eprformances for the national team have been fairly anemic. The Beas will probably get his chance tongiht against Latvia, but if it doesn't work for him, it's possible that Convey could be starting against the czechs on June 12th.
The thing I thought was the worst aspect of the AMericans performance was their center midfield. Olsen did not impose himself as much as he should have, either as a ballwinner or a holding midfielder. And Josh Wolff as an attacking midfielder is a work in progress.
Tonight, Arena's starting options are limited, since he'll want to rely on those who played on Friday as little as possible. Also, Berhalter won't play, since he isn't yet match fit. I'd expect Lewis, Cherundulo, Pope and either Conrad or Bocanegra in the back, O'Brien, Beasley, Donovan and Mastroeni in the midfield, and McBride and Johnson up front. I'd expect Wolff and Onyewu, who started both the previous matches, to be rested, but the others will sub in as needed.
Bobby Convey was clearly one of the stars on Friday. I wonder how close he is getting to taking DaMarcus Beasley's starting position in the attacking midfield. Convey was beating players on the dribble, crossing well, and generally being unpredictable, while Beasley's eprformances for the national team have been fairly anemic. The Beas will probably get his chance tongiht against Latvia, but if it doesn't work for him, it's possible that Convey could be starting against the czechs on June 12th.
The thing I thought was the worst aspect of the AMericans performance was their center midfield. Olsen did not impose himself as much as he should have, either as a ballwinner or a holding midfielder. And Josh Wolff as an attacking midfielder is a work in progress.
Tonight, Arena's starting options are limited, since he'll want to rely on those who played on Friday as little as possible. Also, Berhalter won't play, since he isn't yet match fit. I'd expect Lewis, Cherundulo, Pope and either Conrad or Bocanegra in the back, O'Brien, Beasley, Donovan and Mastroeni in the midfield, and McBride and Johnson up front. I'd expect Wolff and Onyewu, who started both the previous matches, to be rested, but the others will sub in as needed.
Friday, May 26, 2006
US-Venezuela tonight
Thank god this match isn't in the World Cup itself, or it'd be the excuse for rampant Hugo Chavez chest beating.
Following their poor performance against Morocco, the US should really be up for this. I'm guessing you'll see a totally different backline tonight: perhaps Lewis, Bocanegra, Conrad and Albright. Ben Olsen, and Clint Dempsey should also see some time. I wouldn't be shocked to see Jphn O'Brien, who so badly needs match sharpness, in another 45-60 minute outing. Perhaps Brian Ching and Eddie Johnson will be given a chance in the front line.
The big news from the US camp this week is that Cory Gibbs is out of the squad with a knee injury; apparently, his right knee just started swelling up after the Morocco match, and it will take potentially weeks to settle. It's terrible news for Gibbs, whose Feyenoord career was essentially scuppered by a similar injury last year. He's unsurprisingly replaced by Gregg Berhalter, who brings a very similar skill set to Gibbs: he's a left-footed central defender who will play left back if you need him to. Berhalter has been in form for Energie Cottbus, who just got promoted to the Bundesliga, and he should be very comfortable in Germany.
The main thing the US loses here is Gibbs's speed; Berhalter isn't nearly as quick. I think this also makes it increasingly likely that Pope is the first-choice partner for Onyewu in Germany.
Following their poor performance against Morocco, the US should really be up for this. I'm guessing you'll see a totally different backline tonight: perhaps Lewis, Bocanegra, Conrad and Albright. Ben Olsen, and Clint Dempsey should also see some time. I wouldn't be shocked to see Jphn O'Brien, who so badly needs match sharpness, in another 45-60 minute outing. Perhaps Brian Ching and Eddie Johnson will be given a chance in the front line.
The big news from the US camp this week is that Cory Gibbs is out of the squad with a knee injury; apparently, his right knee just started swelling up after the Morocco match, and it will take potentially weeks to settle. It's terrible news for Gibbs, whose Feyenoord career was essentially scuppered by a similar injury last year. He's unsurprisingly replaced by Gregg Berhalter, who brings a very similar skill set to Gibbs: he's a left-footed central defender who will play left back if you need him to. Berhalter has been in form for Energie Cottbus, who just got promoted to the Bundesliga, and he should be very comfortable in Germany.
The main thing the US loses here is Gibbs's speed; Berhalter isn't nearly as quick. I think this also makes it increasingly likely that Pope is the first-choice partner for Onyewu in Germany.
B is for bad
Or perhaps "bizarre". Both adjectives could equally be applied to England B's 2-1 loss to Belarus yesterday.
It was an odd little match. On the play that led to Jermaine Jenas's goal for England, Michael Owen was a mile offside, but it went unnoticed. There was as blatant a handball as you'll ever see that when uncalled. but weirder still was the first Belarus goal. England keeper Robert Green badly shanked the ball straight to an opposing player, falling to the ground in agony as he did so, whereupon the Belarussian striker calmly (and perhaps unsportingly) shot the ball into an empty net. Green, who was only the third choice England keeper, is now out of the World Cup.
Overall. England looked like they were sleeping through this game. Tons of misplaced passes, and a general sense of torpor about the England midfield and backline. Carrick and Jenas alwys seemed to me to be a bit far away from their strikers; Owen and Crouch were constantly tracking back.
The two bright spots were Crouch, who generally looked dangerous, and Aaron Lennon, who tormented the visitor's defense all night long. Eventually, the defender marking Lennon clearly just gave up and started wantonly fouling him, a strategy that hilariously brought him two yellow cards in a matter of seconds. And Theo Walcott did have some time at the end of the match; he had one nice volley and a few good moments, but really Lennon was the star. The problem is that Lennon plays in David Beckham's position, so there's virtually no chance he will start. I'd look for him to be inserted in games at around the 70 minute mark; against tired defenders, he could be truly monumental.
It was an odd little match. On the play that led to Jermaine Jenas's goal for England, Michael Owen was a mile offside, but it went unnoticed. There was as blatant a handball as you'll ever see that when uncalled. but weirder still was the first Belarus goal. England keeper Robert Green badly shanked the ball straight to an opposing player, falling to the ground in agony as he did so, whereupon the Belarussian striker calmly (and perhaps unsportingly) shot the ball into an empty net. Green, who was only the third choice England keeper, is now out of the World Cup.
Overall. England looked like they were sleeping through this game. Tons of misplaced passes, and a general sense of torpor about the England midfield and backline. Carrick and Jenas alwys seemed to me to be a bit far away from their strikers; Owen and Crouch were constantly tracking back.
The two bright spots were Crouch, who generally looked dangerous, and Aaron Lennon, who tormented the visitor's defense all night long. Eventually, the defender marking Lennon clearly just gave up and started wantonly fouling him, a strategy that hilariously brought him two yellow cards in a matter of seconds. And Theo Walcott did have some time at the end of the match; he had one nice volley and a few good moments, but really Lennon was the star. The problem is that Lennon plays in David Beckham's position, so there's virtually no chance he will start. I'd look for him to be inserted in games at around the 70 minute mark; against tired defenders, he could be truly monumental.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
French bizarreness
It's been a weird week for the French squad. Some of the weirdness was unintentional, but some has been self-inflicted.
Earlier this week, Patrick Vieira was gassed by burglars who were robbing his house in the Cote d'Azur. Apparently, the thieves managed to pump gas into the house to keep the Vieira family sleeping while they took valuables. Best wishes to Vieira and his wife and daughter as they recover from the attack.
And today, the French squad hiked on an Alpine glacier as a team-bonding exercise. Apparently, coach Raymond Domenech thought the difficult hike, in which players were roped together, would be a good way to generate team spirit, but it seems to me like a good way to get your entire squad wiped out by an avalanche. Fortunately, nothing like that happened, but surprise!--one of the players picked up a calf injury in the hike. The good news for France is that it was just Fabien Barthez who got hurt; maybe they'll be forced to actually start a real keeper against Switzerland.
UPDATE: More nuttiness! Backup keeper Gregory Coupet just stormed out of camp briefly. Reason unknown... you'd think he'd be happy Barthez hurt his calf. Hmm... you think maybe Coupet tried to push him off the glacier or something? Awesome!
Earlier this week, Patrick Vieira was gassed by burglars who were robbing his house in the Cote d'Azur. Apparently, the thieves managed to pump gas into the house to keep the Vieira family sleeping while they took valuables. Best wishes to Vieira and his wife and daughter as they recover from the attack.
And today, the French squad hiked on an Alpine glacier as a team-bonding exercise. Apparently, coach Raymond Domenech thought the difficult hike, in which players were roped together, would be a good way to generate team spirit, but it seems to me like a good way to get your entire squad wiped out by an avalanche. Fortunately, nothing like that happened, but surprise!--one of the players picked up a calf injury in the hike. The good news for France is that it was just Fabien Barthez who got hurt; maybe they'll be forced to actually start a real keeper against Switzerland.
UPDATE: More nuttiness! Backup keeper Gregory Coupet just stormed out of camp briefly. Reason unknown... you'd think he'd be happy Barthez hurt his calf. Hmm... you think maybe Coupet tried to push him off the glacier or something? Awesome!
Reyna's hamstring injury...
... is not serious, according to Chris Cowles of Reuters. Great news... but it's looking like he'll miss the last two friendlies.
Rode by Morocco
Hmmm. Well, once again that was a pretty poor performance by the United States. Match report here.
Arena's postgame tip of the hat to their opponents was deserved. They did an excellent job of breaking up attacks through the center and they played very quickly when they had to. This being said, we never got to them down the flanks enough, which is odd since we came out in that trendy 4-5-1 formation designed to hurt teams down the flanks and isolate opposing fullbacks. This formation seems custom made for DaMarcus Beasley, but he and the other winger Josh Wolff never really got into this game. The US never found them the ball and when they did the Morocccans were back in numbers.
The crossing from the outside backs was also poor. Cherundulo got a couple of telling crosses in the second half prior to his gaffe, but not nearly what he should. And while Cory Gibbs is a great defender, he isn't yet convincing going forward.
Good points? A nice 45 minutes from John O'Brien, who looked like he was really having fun out there. Donovan and Mastroeni weren't bad.
And then there's Reyna's injury. You just knew that either he, O'Brien or Mastroeni would go down in one of these games. There's nothing to do but to wait on the results of the scan, but I'm guessing he's probably out against Venezuela and Latvia.
Arena's postgame tip of the hat to their opponents was deserved. They did an excellent job of breaking up attacks through the center and they played very quickly when they had to. This being said, we never got to them down the flanks enough, which is odd since we came out in that trendy 4-5-1 formation designed to hurt teams down the flanks and isolate opposing fullbacks. This formation seems custom made for DaMarcus Beasley, but he and the other winger Josh Wolff never really got into this game. The US never found them the ball and when they did the Morocccans were back in numbers.
The crossing from the outside backs was also poor. Cherundulo got a couple of telling crosses in the second half prior to his gaffe, but not nearly what he should. And while Cory Gibbs is a great defender, he isn't yet convincing going forward.
Good points? A nice 45 minutes from John O'Brien, who looked like he was really having fun out there. Donovan and Mastroeni weren't bad.
And then there's Reyna's injury. You just knew that either he, O'Brien or Mastroeni would go down in one of these games. There's nothing to do but to wait on the results of the scan, but I'm guessing he's probably out against Venezuela and Latvia.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
US Tactics
One story about the US camp that has gotten some attention among hardcore soccer geeks is Ronald Blum's article on how Claudio Reyna is going to play more of a defensive role in this World Cup. I'm not completely sure what practical effect this is going to have.
US fans generally think of Reyna as the primary "playmaker" for the US team. He is the player who sees the most of the ball, and generally determines the direction of the attack. But Reyna is not now, nor has ever been, the Valderrama-style "number 10" who plays behind the strikers and distributes to them and the advancing flank midfielders. Reyna plays very deep; he goes back to just in front of the defense to begin his distribution. When he plays with a strictly defensive midfielder such as Chris Armas or Pablo Mastroeni, you'll see him play almost alongside the d-mid when the US begins the attack. He will then advance to make himself available as an outlet or to support the attack he started. In other words, he plays a lot like a holding midfielder already, admittedly one with better attacking skills than the average.
The Blum article almost implies he will be the defensive midfielder for the US. I think this is probably not going to be the case, and I definitely don't think it should be the case. Because while Reyna often finds himself in a defensive midfielder position, he's not the greatest ballwinner and tough tackler when the opponents have the ball. The US has trouble disrupting opposing attacks when they don't have a Mastroeni or O'Brien in the midfield. I think it will be very important to have a dedicated d-mid in the World Cup, particularly since we'll be facing Pavel Nedved and Francesco Totti--talented midfielders whom we'll need to stifle in some way.
I think what will probably happen is that the US will play a "box" midfield with Reyna and Mastroeni or O'Brien playing behind two offensive midfielders who will play generally centrally, but have license to go to the flanks. The width will be provided by Cherundulo and Lewis and outside back. So in that sense Reyna might be more "defensive," but I think it will not make much difference when you see them on the field.
US-Morocco in an hour and a half, so maybe we'll see an indication of this soon. Enjoy.
US fans generally think of Reyna as the primary "playmaker" for the US team. He is the player who sees the most of the ball, and generally determines the direction of the attack. But Reyna is not now, nor has ever been, the Valderrama-style "number 10" who plays behind the strikers and distributes to them and the advancing flank midfielders. Reyna plays very deep; he goes back to just in front of the defense to begin his distribution. When he plays with a strictly defensive midfielder such as Chris Armas or Pablo Mastroeni, you'll see him play almost alongside the d-mid when the US begins the attack. He will then advance to make himself available as an outlet or to support the attack he started. In other words, he plays a lot like a holding midfielder already, admittedly one with better attacking skills than the average.
The Blum article almost implies he will be the defensive midfielder for the US. I think this is probably not going to be the case, and I definitely don't think it should be the case. Because while Reyna often finds himself in a defensive midfielder position, he's not the greatest ballwinner and tough tackler when the opponents have the ball. The US has trouble disrupting opposing attacks when they don't have a Mastroeni or O'Brien in the midfield. I think it will be very important to have a dedicated d-mid in the World Cup, particularly since we'll be facing Pavel Nedved and Francesco Totti--talented midfielders whom we'll need to stifle in some way.
I think what will probably happen is that the US will play a "box" midfield with Reyna and Mastroeni or O'Brien playing behind two offensive midfielders who will play generally centrally, but have license to go to the flanks. The width will be provided by Cherundulo and Lewis and outside back. So in that sense Reyna might be more "defensive," but I think it will not make much difference when you see them on the field.
US-Morocco in an hour and a half, so maybe we'll see an indication of this soon. Enjoy.
An unkinder, rougher Tico
Apparently, Costa Rica has been taking a nice guy approach all this time. Who knew?
Shevchenko
As you may know, the Ukranian national team consists of one guy named Shevchenko and ten guys named Please Spank Me. So it comes as a bit of a blow for Ukranians that the guy named Shevchenko may, in fact, be crocked. The purpose of this press conference was to reassure people he was getting better, but it seems to have had the opposite effect; his knee injury may not be healing as well as was first thought. Maybe Tunisia will be the one to get out of this group in second place.
I really like the BBC photo that accompanies this story. It looks as if Shevchenko, following a particularly violent sneeze, is astonished and appalled by the color of the snot in his hands.
I really like the BBC photo that accompanies this story. It looks as if Shevchenko, following a particularly violent sneeze, is astonished and appalled by the color of the snot in his hands.
Monday, May 22, 2006
Building up
Now that the Champions League final has concluded and the European season has completely run down, the countdown to the World Cup begins in earnest. All squads have assembled, and some have even arrived in Germany. And this week, some serious warm-up matches will be played. Here's the rundown for the next few days.
Tuesday night: USA-Morocco. Despite a large (for the US) media presence, the American camp has been largely incident free. Which is, of course, exactly the way you want it. Fresh from a 5-0 dusting of the Charleston battery in a scrimmage, the US travels to Nashville to take on Morocco. Bruce Arena is treating the next three friendlies as a dry run for the rigors of the group stage: there will be three matches in a week. So it's hard to say precisely what lineup Arena will use; pretty much every player will get a significant amount of playing time in these games. Some questions for the Tuesday night game: Is O'Brien ready? Who among the strikers will get the goals? And can we avoid the kind of injuries that derailed Chris Armas and Greg Vanney in 2002?
Wednesday night: Ecuador-Colombia. This one's at Giants Stadium, so if you are in the New Jersey area, come down and see how the Ecuadorians are adjusting to playing in oxygen rich environments. Although now that I come to think of it, East Rutherford NJ can hardly be called an oxygen rich environment.
Thursday afternoon: England "B" vs. Belarus. Huh? What precisely does England B mean? From what I'm reading, it means that you might see some players who won't actually be on the World Cup squad; Sven-Goran Erikkson wants to rest Gerrard, Lampard, Terry and Beckham, and he might be a bit short of numbers otherwise. But you probably will see Owen, Campbell and Ashley Cole, and even maybe Theo Walcott if his mum lets him come out and play. It'll be intriguing to see this (it's on FSC in the US.)
Friday afternoon: Saudi Arabia vs. Czech Republic. This is pretty much the first of the pre-Cup friendlies in which both teams will actually be playing in the tournament. If you're one of the six people in the US who gets GolTV, you can actually watch it.
Tuesday night: USA-Morocco. Despite a large (for the US) media presence, the American camp has been largely incident free. Which is, of course, exactly the way you want it. Fresh from a 5-0 dusting of the Charleston battery in a scrimmage, the US travels to Nashville to take on Morocco. Bruce Arena is treating the next three friendlies as a dry run for the rigors of the group stage: there will be three matches in a week. So it's hard to say precisely what lineup Arena will use; pretty much every player will get a significant amount of playing time in these games. Some questions for the Tuesday night game: Is O'Brien ready? Who among the strikers will get the goals? And can we avoid the kind of injuries that derailed Chris Armas and Greg Vanney in 2002?
Wednesday night: Ecuador-Colombia. This one's at Giants Stadium, so if you are in the New Jersey area, come down and see how the Ecuadorians are adjusting to playing in oxygen rich environments. Although now that I come to think of it, East Rutherford NJ can hardly be called an oxygen rich environment.
Thursday afternoon: England "B" vs. Belarus. Huh? What precisely does England B mean? From what I'm reading, it means that you might see some players who won't actually be on the World Cup squad; Sven-Goran Erikkson wants to rest Gerrard, Lampard, Terry and Beckham, and he might be a bit short of numbers otherwise. But you probably will see Owen, Campbell and Ashley Cole, and even maybe Theo Walcott if his mum lets him come out and play. It'll be intriguing to see this (it's on FSC in the US.)
Friday afternoon: Saudi Arabia vs. Czech Republic. This is pretty much the first of the pre-Cup friendlies in which both teams will actually be playing in the tournament. If you're one of the six people in the US who gets GolTV, you can actually watch it.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Smackdown to go
Rather amusingly, Germany are being trash-talked by the coach of Togo. Otto Pfister is German, so there is a logic here, but still... you know your team has a problem or two when the coach of Togo serves you up a diss sandwich.
Tears of a Lion
Apparently the firm that makes the World Cup mascot "Goleo" has gone bust. The BBC speculates that, being a lion, Goleo reminds too many German consumers of England. However, I speculate that consumers of all nationalities find the mere concept of a World Cup mascot a bit silly.
Mind you, as World Cup mascots go, Goleo is less disturbing than prior models: e.g. the unpleasant chicken of 1998, and the post-nuclear fallout Gummi Bears of 2002.
Mind you, as World Cup mascots go, Goleo is less disturbing than prior models: e.g. the unpleasant chicken of 1998, and the post-nuclear fallout Gummi Bears of 2002.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Squads
Through a combination of busyness and post-busyness laziness, I haven't been posting much; sorry about that. The big thing I missed, of course, is the announcement of everyone's World Cup squad on Monday. Socceramerica provides a helpful combined list.
I'm still too lazy to blog about all of them, and besides I want to go watch the Champions League final in a few minutes. So here are the stories as I see them:
Germany included veterans Jens Novotny and unknown (well, to me at least) David Odonkor.
Spain left out Morientes, which, if you've seen any Liverpool game this season, is not even slightly surprising.
Poland dropped Jerzy Dudek, so I won't be continually freaked out by the fact that he looks exactly like a guy I know (If you're reading, Michele, it's your husband.) They also didn't bring top scorer Tomasz Frankowski.
Italy included Gianluigi Buffon, despite the fact the waters of scandal are swirling around his jockstrap and rising.
I'm still too lazy to blog about all of them, and besides I want to go watch the Champions League final in a few minutes. So here are the stories as I see them:
Germany included veterans Jens Novotny and unknown (well, to me at least) David Odonkor.
Spain left out Morientes, which, if you've seen any Liverpool game this season, is not even slightly surprising.
Poland dropped Jerzy Dudek, so I won't be continually freaked out by the fact that he looks exactly like a guy I know (If you're reading, Michele, it's your husband.) They also didn't bring top scorer Tomasz Frankowski.
Italy included Gianluigi Buffon, despite the fact the waters of scandal are swirling around his jockstrap and rising.
Friday, May 12, 2006
Ghana
... announced their squad today. The Reuters guy says their selection is something of a surprise, with many players on their underperforming African Nations squad being cut. I'm not knowledgeable enough on Ghanian soccer to say, but one thing occurs to me looking at this team: it's going to have trouble scoring goals. Matthew Amoah's recent form for Borussia Dortmund has been steadily getting worse with every game he's played, (culminating in some Kirovski-esque ratings in the last two weeks) and no other name in the forward list really stands out. The onus will be on Appiah and Essien to provide a lot of support for their attackers, which will leave them vulnerable on the break.
Oh, and the country whose shirt resembles a tablecloth in a cheap Italian restaurant also announced their 23.
Oh, and the country whose shirt resembles a tablecloth in a cheap Italian restaurant also announced their 23.
Thursday, May 11, 2006
His name is Theo and...
... he... well, actually nobody knows what he does.
The inclusion of 17 year old Theo Walcott on the England World Cup has had a fascinating effect on English football fans. You might think that the inclusion of a boy who has never played a minute of first team soccer and who has only been seen by those handful of people in reserve games (his entire league career consists of just 1334 minutes of playing time and four goals, stats that are not dissimilar to those of my rec league career), might lead commentators either to call for the immediate dismissal of Sven on the grounds of insanity or generally to despair. But it hasn't. Reaction has been extraordinarily positive, both among sports journalists and fans in general. Which begs the question: has the entire nation gone bonkers?
Perhaps. But the fascinating thing about this whole affair is that they are in favor of Theo precisely because they have not seen him. All anyone knows is that he's 17, he's fast, and Arsene Wenger thinks he's good. Essentially, Theo is a tabula rasa, a blank slate on which fans can project their hopes for success. By including Theo, Sven has turned the national mood around 180 degrees from the gloom about Wayne Rooney's metatarsal. You see, there's a precedent for fast 17 year olds in the World Cup, and as long as we don't... you know... actually see him beforehand, we can believe he's the new Pele.
Marina Hyde makes precisely this point in her Guardian column today, saying that the inclusion of Theo is the potential set-up for an irresistible narrative, and so of course everyone likes him. She also compares Sven to Ibsen, which I thought was something of a stretch, until this biography informed me that Ibsen "had a few episodes of friendship with young women." They also have the same glasses, but Sven does need to work on the sideburns:
The inclusion of 17 year old Theo Walcott on the England World Cup has had a fascinating effect on English football fans. You might think that the inclusion of a boy who has never played a minute of first team soccer and who has only been seen by those handful of people in reserve games (his entire league career consists of just 1334 minutes of playing time and four goals, stats that are not dissimilar to those of my rec league career), might lead commentators either to call for the immediate dismissal of Sven on the grounds of insanity or generally to despair. But it hasn't. Reaction has been extraordinarily positive, both among sports journalists and fans in general. Which begs the question: has the entire nation gone bonkers?
Perhaps. But the fascinating thing about this whole affair is that they are in favor of Theo precisely because they have not seen him. All anyone knows is that he's 17, he's fast, and Arsene Wenger thinks he's good. Essentially, Theo is a tabula rasa, a blank slate on which fans can project their hopes for success. By including Theo, Sven has turned the national mood around 180 degrees from the gloom about Wayne Rooney's metatarsal. You see, there's a precedent for fast 17 year olds in the World Cup, and as long as we don't... you know... actually see him beforehand, we can believe he's the new Pele.
Marina Hyde makes precisely this point in her Guardian column today, saying that the inclusion of Theo is the potential set-up for an irresistible narrative, and so of course everyone likes him. She also compares Sven to Ibsen, which I thought was something of a stretch, until this biography informed me that Ibsen "had a few episodes of friendship with young women." They also have the same glasses, but Sven does need to work on the sideburns:
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Sloganeering
Sweden and Ecuador announced Cup squads today. But let's skip all the substance and analysis and get to the important stuff, like what slogans will be painted on the team's buses. Somehow, dammit, I missed the competition that allowed fans to choose their team's official slogan at the FIFA website. Now the final results are in, and they range from the obvious...
Australia - "Australia Socceroos – Bound for glory"
to the laughably implausible...
Saudi Arabia - "The Green Hawks cannot be stopped"
to the utterly bland...
Serbia and Montenegro - "For the love of the game"
to the very faintly praising...
Tunisia – "The Carthage Eagles... higher and stronger than ever"
to the threatening...
Costa Rica- "Our army is the team, our weapon is the ball. Let's go to Germany and give it our all"
to the nagging...
Sweden – "Fight! Show spirit! Come on! You have the support of everyone"
to the Gatorade-commerical-esque...
Togo – "A passion to win and a thirst to succeed"
to the brilliantly surreal:
Switzerland – "2006, it's Swiss o'clock" .
I encourage you, dear reader, to submit your own proposals for team slogans in the comments. Please ignore any scruples you might possess concerning issues of good taste, especially for your Serbian entry.
Australia - "Australia Socceroos – Bound for glory"
to the laughably implausible...
Saudi Arabia - "The Green Hawks cannot be stopped"
to the utterly bland...
Serbia and Montenegro - "For the love of the game"
to the very faintly praising...
Tunisia – "The Carthage Eagles... higher and stronger than ever"
to the threatening...
Costa Rica- "Our army is the team, our weapon is the ball. Let's go to Germany and give it our all"
to the nagging...
Sweden – "Fight! Show spirit! Come on! You have the support of everyone"
to the Gatorade-commerical-esque...
Togo – "A passion to win and a thirst to succeed"
to the brilliantly surreal:
Switzerland – "2006, it's Swiss o'clock" .
I encourage you, dear reader, to submit your own proposals for team slogans in the comments. Please ignore any scruples you might possess concerning issues of good taste, especially for your Serbian entry.
Monday, May 08, 2006
The England squad
... is, in the words of Football365, "absolutely mental:"
Robinson (Tottenham), James (Manchester City), Green (Norwich), G Neville (Manchester United), R Ferdinand (Manchester United), Terry (Chelsea), A Cole (Arsenal), Campbell (Arsenal), Carragher (Liverpool), Bridge (Chelsea), Beckham (Real Madrid), Carrick (Tottenham), Lampard (Chelsea), Gerrard (Liverpool), Hargreaves (Bayern Munich), Jenas (Totenham), Downing (Middlesbrough), J Cole (Chelsea), Lennon (Tottenham), Rooney (Manchester United), Owen (Newcastle), Crouch (Liverpool), Walcott (Arsenal).
Walcott? The 17 year old who hasn't yet had a first team game for Arsenal? That's bizarre.
Also bizarre: of the four strikers in the squad, one currently resides in an oxygen tank, and one is not yet a legal adult. Bearing that in mind, and the includion of Lennon and Downing, might Sven go 4-3-3 with wingers in Germany this summer?
UPDATE: After the initial shock, the reaction is positive; F365 have amended the adverb to "brilliantly." And their correspondents seem to like it too.
Robinson (Tottenham), James (Manchester City), Green (Norwich), G Neville (Manchester United), R Ferdinand (Manchester United), Terry (Chelsea), A Cole (Arsenal), Campbell (Arsenal), Carragher (Liverpool), Bridge (Chelsea), Beckham (Real Madrid), Carrick (Tottenham), Lampard (Chelsea), Gerrard (Liverpool), Hargreaves (Bayern Munich), Jenas (Totenham), Downing (Middlesbrough), J Cole (Chelsea), Lennon (Tottenham), Rooney (Manchester United), Owen (Newcastle), Crouch (Liverpool), Walcott (Arsenal).
Walcott? The 17 year old who hasn't yet had a first team game for Arsenal? That's bizarre.
Also bizarre: of the four strikers in the squad, one currently resides in an oxygen tank, and one is not yet a legal adult. Bearing that in mind, and the includion of Lennon and Downing, might Sven go 4-3-3 with wingers in Germany this summer?
UPDATE: After the initial shock, the reaction is positive; F365 have amended the adverb to "brilliantly." And their correspondents seem to like it too.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Frankie H.
If you haven't read it yet, please do check out Dan Loney's encomium to Frankie Hedjuk in his weekly column. The secret of Frankie's success? Steaming down the flanks like a madman while opposing players watch him in confusion, says Dan. Yep. The Babelfish translator at Altavista said it best, when, describing his brief glory days at Bayer Leverkusen, it said, "Hejduk's flank runs were an eye pasture."
Good luck with the recovery, Frankie. We'll miss you in Germany.
Good luck with the recovery, Frankie. We'll miss you in Germany.
That's confidence
The USA may have announced their squad a full two weeks before the roster deadline, but Carlos Alberto Perreira, coach of Brazil, has us beat. He's actually named his starting XI for the first match against Croatia. It's got the Fantsatic Four of Ronaldinho, Kaka, Ronaldo and Adriano leading the attack (if they really were the Fantastic Four, I'm guessing Ronaldo would be The Thing.), and old-as-the-hills wing backs Cafu and Roberto Carlos providing the flank play. (I'm telling you Group F coaches: move your strikers into isolation situations against these two. First team to do that beats Brazil.) Robinho is presumably waiting in the wings for when Ronaldo is too tired of waddling around up front.
I guess when Brazil beats them 4-0, the Croutons can't claim that their opponent's fooled them with their formation and lineup.
I guess when Brazil beats them 4-0, the Croutons can't claim that their opponent's fooled them with their formation and lineup.
Blame Franz Ferdinand
No, not the Scottish post-punk band, but rather the original Archduke. That's the recommendation of the Guardian's Marina Hyde as she seeks to dole out blame for Wayne Rooney's injury woes. She also points the knobbly finger of culpability at Maggie Thatcher, Tsar Nicholas II, and Phil Knight. (Now there's a fun bunch of folks.) Damn you, Гаврило Принцип!
Clearly in a jolly mood, the Guardian also gives us an indication of what Rooney's oxygen treatment will be like. You might be thinking, oxygen? I like oxygen; sounds okay by me. But actually it sounds kind of unpleasant and grotesque, kind of like being the Man in the Iron Mask only 30 feet underwater.
Clearly in a jolly mood, the Guardian also gives us an indication of what Rooney's oxygen treatment will be like. You might be thinking, oxygen? I like oxygen; sounds okay by me. But actually it sounds kind of unpleasant and grotesque, kind of like being the Man in the Iron Mask only 30 feet underwater.
No Big Phil after all.
Meanwhile, back in Blighty, there's been news on the managerial front. For some reason, the FA has decided not to hire Scolari after all and instead is going to name Middlesborough boss Steve McClaren as manager later today. Apparently, Scolari either refused their offer or didn't want to commit until after the World Cup, so they up and hired McClaren instead. And why didn't they just wait for Big Phil, considering they already have a manager for the World Cup? Perhaps because they didn't want to have to be in the position of considering Sven again if England did well? But probably because they're a bunch of amateur clowns.
Anyway, for those who don't follow the English scene, McClaren is the manager of a mediocre club whose main items in his curriculum vitae are A) an implausible run to the final of the UEFA Cup this year and B) and English passport.
Anyway, for those who don't follow the English scene, McClaren is the manager of a mediocre club whose main items in his curriculum vitae are A) an implausible run to the final of the UEFA Cup this year and B) and English passport.
Damn, that was quick...
Apparently, when Bruce Arena alerted his alternates that they did not, in fact, make the World Cup team, he included a little reminder of what happened in the 2002 lead-up when two alternates were called. He could very well send a follow-up e-mail that just says "See what I mean?" For a mere 24 hours after the US squad was announced, one player has already been replaced. Frankie Hejduk has been diagnosed with a torn ACL, and Chris Albright has been called up to replace him.
Changing a World Cup squad 24 hours after you've announced it has to be some kind of world record. In any case, this renders my Hejduk vs. Albright comparisons of 48 hours ago completely moot.
Changing a World Cup squad 24 hours after you've announced it has to be some kind of world record. In any case, this renders my Hejduk vs. Albright comparisons of 48 hours ago completely moot.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
The US squad
Here's me, 24 hours ago:
As bad as that half was against Germany, Berhalter otherwise hasn't put a foot wrong in his play for the US over the last year. (Don't believe me? His Sams Army ratings from 5/1/2005 to today are 5.72, 5.87, 7.14, 5.69 and 5.49; pretty good for a defender.) He's been in form for his club, who are in line for promotion. He's a veteran of the 2002 campaign. He also is based in Germany and has played in all these venues. Unless an injury happens, I'm pretty sure Berhalter is going.
Damn, that was eloquent, wasn't it? And a fine use of evidence to strengthen a thesis statement. Only problem is that it was ass-wrong. The US squad for Germany was announced, and Berhalter isn't on it:
Goalkeepers: Kasey Keller (Borussia Monchengladbach), Tim Howard (Manchester United), Marcus Hahnemann (Reading)
Defenders: Carlos Bocanegra (Fulham), Steve Cherundolo (Hannover 96), Jimmy Conrad (Kansas City), Cory Gibbs (ADO den Haag), Frankie Hejduk (Columbus), Eddie Lewis (Leeds United), Oguchi Onyewu (Standard de Liege), Eddie Pope (Real Salt Lake).
Midfielders: DaMarcus Beasley (PSV Eindhoven), Bobby Convey (Reading), Clint Dempsey (New England), Landon Donovan (Los Angeles), Pablo Mastroeni (Colorado), John O'Brien (Chivas USA), Ben Olsen (D.C. United), Claudio Reyna (Manchester City)
Forwards: Brian Ching (Houston), Eddie Johnson (Kansas City), Brian McBride (Fulham), Josh Wolff (Kansas City).
In Berhalter's place, clearly, is Jimmy Conrad. The logic here is twofold, I think. First off, Conrad played a lot of games for the US earlier in the year, and developed a nice partnership with Eddie Pope. Secondly, Conrad is right footed. Arena already has two left-footed center backs who can play left back in a pinch (Bocanegra and Gibbs), while Conrad can be a right back if necessary. I'm surprised, but I'm not really disappointed.
However, the biggest surprise is Ching for Twellman, and I think this decision is wrong. The logic, I suppose, is Ching's MLS form, coupled with his understanding with Landon Donovan, and the problems his size might cause. But Twellman has fared far better than Ching for the US this year, and presents a different kind of problem for defenses: he chases every ball down, harries defenders and throws himself at even the quarter chances. My MLS team is the Revolution, so I'm biased, but I really think Twellman is the better choice.
In any case, let us not forget that there is still a long way to go here. There's one last set of club games, as well as a month of preparation and training. In 2002, we had a player injured in mid-May, after which his replacement got injured, after which his replacement got injured, whereupon Arena just gave up. It's quite possible that one or more reserves could get called up between now and June.
As bad as that half was against Germany, Berhalter otherwise hasn't put a foot wrong in his play for the US over the last year. (Don't believe me? His Sams Army ratings from 5/1/2005 to today are 5.72, 5.87, 7.14, 5.69 and 5.49; pretty good for a defender.) He's been in form for his club, who are in line for promotion. He's a veteran of the 2002 campaign. He also is based in Germany and has played in all these venues. Unless an injury happens, I'm pretty sure Berhalter is going.
Damn, that was eloquent, wasn't it? And a fine use of evidence to strengthen a thesis statement. Only problem is that it was ass-wrong. The US squad for Germany was announced, and Berhalter isn't on it:
Goalkeepers: Kasey Keller (Borussia Monchengladbach), Tim Howard (Manchester United), Marcus Hahnemann (Reading)
Defenders: Carlos Bocanegra (Fulham), Steve Cherundolo (Hannover 96), Jimmy Conrad (Kansas City), Cory Gibbs (ADO den Haag), Frankie Hejduk (Columbus), Eddie Lewis (Leeds United), Oguchi Onyewu (Standard de Liege), Eddie Pope (Real Salt Lake).
Midfielders: DaMarcus Beasley (PSV Eindhoven), Bobby Convey (Reading), Clint Dempsey (New England), Landon Donovan (Los Angeles), Pablo Mastroeni (Colorado), John O'Brien (Chivas USA), Ben Olsen (D.C. United), Claudio Reyna (Manchester City)
Forwards: Brian Ching (Houston), Eddie Johnson (Kansas City), Brian McBride (Fulham), Josh Wolff (Kansas City).
In Berhalter's place, clearly, is Jimmy Conrad. The logic here is twofold, I think. First off, Conrad played a lot of games for the US earlier in the year, and developed a nice partnership with Eddie Pope. Secondly, Conrad is right footed. Arena already has two left-footed center backs who can play left back in a pinch (Bocanegra and Gibbs), while Conrad can be a right back if necessary. I'm surprised, but I'm not really disappointed.
However, the biggest surprise is Ching for Twellman, and I think this decision is wrong. The logic, I suppose, is Ching's MLS form, coupled with his understanding with Landon Donovan, and the problems his size might cause. But Twellman has fared far better than Ching for the US this year, and presents a different kind of problem for defenses: he chases every ball down, harries defenders and throws himself at even the quarter chances. My MLS team is the Revolution, so I'm biased, but I really think Twellman is the better choice.
In any case, let us not forget that there is still a long way to go here. There's one last set of club games, as well as a month of preparation and training. In 2002, we had a player injured in mid-May, after which his replacement got injured, after which his replacement got injured, whereupon Arena just gave up. It's quite possible that one or more reserves could get called up between now and June.
Off the Post.
The Washington Post has a cool graphic providing both their roster picks and their choice of starting XI. (Presumably the royal "we" of the article is Steven Goff and Jon DeNunzio.) They say Albright instead of Hejduk and drop Berhalter in favor of... Pat Noonan!
Bearing in mind their mysterious unnamed sources for Olsen's inclusion, are they giving us an unauthorized leak? After all, they were right about the whole Watergate thing....
UPDATE: And Soccer America's official prediction is... exactly the same as the squad I've predicted. All those years posting on the late lamented Soccer American Graffiti must have rubbed off. Amusingly, SA breaks the team down into five categories: goalkeepers, defenders, midfielders, forwards and Donovan.
Bearing in mind their mysterious unnamed sources for Olsen's inclusion, are they giving us an unauthorized leak? After all, they were right about the whole Watergate thing....
UPDATE: And Soccer America's official prediction is... exactly the same as the squad I've predicted. All those years posting on the late lamented Soccer American Graffiti must have rubbed off. Amusingly, SA breaks the team down into five categories: goalkeepers, defenders, midfielders, forwards and Donovan.
Procrastination
The deadline for Rooney to be replaced on the England roster is June 9th, according to FIFA. So Sven has a good five weeks to judge Rooney's recovery and make a decision.
Monday, May 01, 2006
The final countdown
Doo-doo-DOOO-doo. Doo-doo-DOOO-doo-doo.... err, sorry about that. I mean for the US World Cup roster which is announced tomorrow on ESPN2 during Sportscenter.
Clearly miking the mystery that this process generates, US Soccer has published a big chart of everybody's predictions for who's on. Looking at it, the thing I notice aside from Luis Bueno's off the wall pick of Tony Meola, is the doubt about Gregg Berhalter's inclusion.
As bad as that half was against Germany, Berhalter otherwise hasn't put a foot wrong in his play for the US over the last year. (Don't believe me? His Sams Army ratings from 5/1/2005 to today are 5.72, 5.87, 7.14, 5.69 and
5.49; pretty good for a defender.) He's been in form for his club, who are in line for promotion. He's a veteran of the 2002 campaign. He also is based in Germany and has played in all these venues. Unless an injury happens, I'm pretty sure Berhalter is going.
Some of this may be a numbers game; I think people are questioning whether Arena can really afford to bring five center backs (Pope, Oneywu, Bocanegra, Berhalter and Gibbs). I think he will. Keep in mind the effect of suspensions and knocks in the Cup. In that magical alternative world where we beat Germany in the last World Cup, we would only have had three defenders to face the Koreans.*
After the Germany game I posted a speculation about the Cup roster, in which I said that three spaces really were up for grabs:
1: One center back who can play outside. (Gibbs, Conrad, Spector)
2: One defensive flank player who can attack. (Hejduk, Albright, Dunivant)
3: One utility player, someone who could be used in a variety of roles. (Olsen, Ralston, Noonan, Hejduk.)
Number 1 is probably Cory Gibbs. He's stayed fit with ADO and had a good run in. Conrad is the first reserve if any of the five go down.
Number 3 was a big question but the increasing consensus is that Olsen has nailed it. He did well against Jamaica and scored a nice goal for DC United this weekend that might have sealed the deal. Plus, the Washington Post has mysterious unnamed sources that say he's in.
If there's going to be a surprise in this squad it's going to be in the Number 2 category. The CW has Hejduk as a lock, but I wonder. Chris Albright is a younger Hejduk with additional features: a better cross, a better shot, additional height and strength, and the ability to be a striker if called upon. He's also in form for club and country, whereas Hejduk has looked distinctly mediocre in both counts. What Hejduk has going for him is experience, plus the fact that he always turns up to play in the World Cup. (Mark Flannery of Yanks Abroad gives the case for Frankie here.) That might outweigh what Albright brings, but if it does it's a very near thing indeed....
* Pope, Agoos, Cherundolo, Mastroeni, Sanneh and Hejduk were all injured or suspended. So it would have been Regis, Berhalter and Llamosa versus a Korean onslaught. That would have been fun. And while we're dwelling in Bizarro World, it's worth noting that FIFA have emergency provisions if rosters get too depleted, and Arena might have used them to call up an extra central defender or two. Was there a fit, in-form defender with lots of international experience available at the time ? Why yes there was. Alexi Lalas would probably have been called in for a miracle comeback, and the World Cup would have been ours... ours I tell you!!!
Clearly miking the mystery that this process generates, US Soccer has published a big chart of everybody's predictions for who's on. Looking at it, the thing I notice aside from Luis Bueno's off the wall pick of Tony Meola, is the doubt about Gregg Berhalter's inclusion.
As bad as that half was against Germany, Berhalter otherwise hasn't put a foot wrong in his play for the US over the last year. (Don't believe me? His Sams Army ratings from 5/1/2005 to today are 5.72, 5.87, 7.14, 5.69 and
5.49; pretty good for a defender.) He's been in form for his club, who are in line for promotion. He's a veteran of the 2002 campaign. He also is based in Germany and has played in all these venues. Unless an injury happens, I'm pretty sure Berhalter is going.
Some of this may be a numbers game; I think people are questioning whether Arena can really afford to bring five center backs (Pope, Oneywu, Bocanegra, Berhalter and Gibbs). I think he will. Keep in mind the effect of suspensions and knocks in the Cup. In that magical alternative world where we beat Germany in the last World Cup, we would only have had three defenders to face the Koreans.*
After the Germany game I posted a speculation about the Cup roster, in which I said that three spaces really were up for grabs:
1: One center back who can play outside. (Gibbs, Conrad, Spector)
2: One defensive flank player who can attack. (Hejduk, Albright, Dunivant)
3: One utility player, someone who could be used in a variety of roles. (Olsen, Ralston, Noonan, Hejduk.)
Number 1 is probably Cory Gibbs. He's stayed fit with ADO and had a good run in. Conrad is the first reserve if any of the five go down.
Number 3 was a big question but the increasing consensus is that Olsen has nailed it. He did well against Jamaica and scored a nice goal for DC United this weekend that might have sealed the deal. Plus, the Washington Post has mysterious unnamed sources that say he's in.
If there's going to be a surprise in this squad it's going to be in the Number 2 category. The CW has Hejduk as a lock, but I wonder. Chris Albright is a younger Hejduk with additional features: a better cross, a better shot, additional height and strength, and the ability to be a striker if called upon. He's also in form for club and country, whereas Hejduk has looked distinctly mediocre in both counts. What Hejduk has going for him is experience, plus the fact that he always turns up to play in the World Cup. (Mark Flannery of Yanks Abroad gives the case for Frankie here.) That might outweigh what Albright brings, but if it does it's a very near thing indeed....
* Pope, Agoos, Cherundolo, Mastroeni, Sanneh and Hejduk were all injured or suspended. So it would have been Regis, Berhalter and Llamosa versus a Korean onslaught. That would have been fun. And while we're dwelling in Bizarro World, it's worth noting that FIFA have emergency provisions if rosters get too depleted, and Arena might have used them to call up an extra central defender or two. Was there a fit, in-form defender with lots of international experience available at the time ? Why yes there was. Alexi Lalas would probably have been called in for a miracle comeback, and the World Cup would have been ours... ours I tell you!!!
Bad Roon Falling
If you watched Manchester United's putatively Thermopylaean but ultimately lame attempt to stop Chelsea from winning the EPL title, then you know the big World Cup news of the weekend: Wayne Rooney broke his fourth metatarsal in an awkward fall. The projected layoff time is six weeks, throwing his World Cup participation into extreme doubt.
Will Sven-Goran Eriksson take Rooney on his World Cup squad even if he can't play until the knockout phase? Apparently so. However Alex Ferguson counsels realism.
Probably the immediate plan is for Sven to name him to the side and see how his recovery proceeds by the May 15th deadline. After that, he might be able to replace Rooney on the roster if he feels he needs to, but as the article I linked to above suggests, there is some confusion over whether FIFA would allow a player injured before May 15th to be replaced.
Is Sven crazy? I don't think so. The worst case scenario is that Rooney's foot doesn't recover in time (which is a big risk; when Rooney had a similar injury after Euro 2004 he was out for ten weeks), in which case he ends up being that 23rd man who never gets used. But the best case scenario is that you get him off the bench in the later rounds, rusty but a damn sight more dangerous than Darren Bent, or whoever else would have gotten Rooney's spot.
So who starts up front alongside Owen for England? Maybe this guy. I don't quite know how I feel about that.
P.S. This is all eerily familiar for England fans, since David Beckham picked up a similar injury before the World Cup. No nation in the world is more knowledgeable on the subject of metatarsals than the English.
P.P.S. Since the British press regularly compete against each other for the worst "Rooney" puns, I thought I'd give it a crack in the subject line. What do you think? It beat out "Roonquest" on the grounds that A) it fits with what actually happened and B) "Roonquest" is a reference that's too geeky and obscure even for this blog.
Will Sven-Goran Eriksson take Rooney on his World Cup squad even if he can't play until the knockout phase? Apparently so. However Alex Ferguson counsels realism.
Probably the immediate plan is for Sven to name him to the side and see how his recovery proceeds by the May 15th deadline. After that, he might be able to replace Rooney on the roster if he feels he needs to, but as the article I linked to above suggests, there is some confusion over whether FIFA would allow a player injured before May 15th to be replaced.
Is Sven crazy? I don't think so. The worst case scenario is that Rooney's foot doesn't recover in time (which is a big risk; when Rooney had a similar injury after Euro 2004 he was out for ten weeks), in which case he ends up being that 23rd man who never gets used. But the best case scenario is that you get him off the bench in the later rounds, rusty but a damn sight more dangerous than Darren Bent, or whoever else would have gotten Rooney's spot.
So who starts up front alongside Owen for England? Maybe this guy. I don't quite know how I feel about that.
P.S. This is all eerily familiar for England fans, since David Beckham picked up a similar injury before the World Cup. No nation in the world is more knowledgeable on the subject of metatarsals than the English.
P.P.S. Since the British press regularly compete against each other for the worst "Rooney" puns, I thought I'd give it a crack in the subject line. What do you think? It beat out "Roonquest" on the grounds that A) it fits with what actually happened and B) "Roonquest" is a reference that's too geeky and obscure even for this blog.
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